Alone together (Akatsuki kittens)

Found them

It's dark. And judging by the clouds, it's going to rain. Not that it's anything new to me. When you live in Amegakure, rain is something you get used to.

I walk into an alley and I hear some yelling.

"Hey! Get your paws off of me, brat!"

"You started it, danna!"

"Both of you shut up!"

"I will sacrifice you to Jashin, bitch!"

"Hidan, shut the hell up!"

"I'm hungry."

"Where is Samehada?"

"Hn."

"Tobi is a good kitty."

So they live. I may not show it, but I feel a headache coming.

"Enough." I say and just like that, all their attention is on me.

"Were you here this whole time?" I asked them.

Konan shook her head. "No, before we came here, we were all scattered throughout this place."

"Pein-sama! What happened to us, un!?!" Deidara yells and Sasori whacks him in the head. I'm grateful for it.

"The Shinobi that invaded the hideout must have sue a jutsu that not only took us to this new place, but also turned us into cats."

"Then," Itachi started, "what are we supposed to do now, Pein-sama?"

"For now, we should search information of this place because I don't think we are in the elemental nations anymore." And they started to panic.

"Oh no! Tobi is cared Deidara-senpai!" Tobi said as he clung onto Deidara.

"Dammit Tobi! Shut the hell up, un!"

"I'm hella hungry."

"Where the hell are my puppets?"

"Maybe I can pray to Jashin-sama and he can get me away from these fucktards!"

"Shut the hell up Hidan!"

"I can't turn into paper anymore, which means I can't fly away from these retards."

"Hn."

"Timmy, where the fuck are you!?!"

Everyone stopped and looked at Kisame. Not only for his outburst, but because we wondered who he was talking about.

"What?" Itachi asked.

Kisame just shrugged. "On my way here, I just saw a guy dressed in a pink jumpsuit holding a fake baby inside a store, and he was yelling into a piece of wire so I just wanted to say it cuz I thought it would be funny." He explained. Everyone deadpanned except me.

"And who was this man?" Itachi asked. Is this really important.

"I don't really know, but there was also another guy filming him and all the dumb things the guy in the pink jumpsuit was doing. And for some reason, he kept yelling 'I'm a mom making a difference.' Whatever that meant." He finished.

Just as I was about to say something, there was a boom from above. We looked up and saw that it was starting to rain. Rain is nothing, but it was really pouring. And in these small bodies of ours that we are currently using, that can't be good.

I was about to say something, but once again, I was interrupted by someone running down the alley with 6 others following behind. They didn't notice us as they cornered the person they were pursuing.

"Look, Paco, I tol' you, Manny got's the money, not me!" The cornered man said. What types of names are 'Paco' and 'Manny'? Whatever this world is sure uses odd names.

"Oh yeah! Rony? Then tell me why I found the cash in your house, foo? You lied to me twice, ese, and I don't plan to let this go this time!" 'Paco' said.

"No wait! The money was never in my house! Manny prolly took that shit to my crib! I swear, Manny's bitch-ass be lyin'!"

"Well, it's too bad, because after you, Manny is next. So say your prayers, foo!"

What's with the way he talks?

And what's that metal thing he took out?

And why is he pointing it to*BANG*

'Rony' fell down to the ground with a splash from the puddles that the rain made. And it looks like the rain isn't the only one making a puddle. 'Rony' is loosing so much blood that it's making a pool around him.

"Let's go. This foo is gone for good." 'Paco said and he and his followers left with none of them ever noticing us. I guess being small has its advantages.

Everyone watched as Rony's chest moved up and down slowly until it stoped.

We stayed still for what seemed like hours.

Not caring about the cold rain that poured down our backs. Not caring about the thunders. Not caring about the lightning strikes.

It was just quiet.

"Can I eat him?"

"ZETSU!!!" everyone yelled.

"What!?! I'm still hungry!!!"

Everyone glared at him. "Fine. I'll just starve to death."

"It doesn't matter. We are not staying near this dead body, we could catch diseases from it and right now, we don't even know how to get medical attention in this place so let's avoid any danger and let's get out of here." I say and we walk away, leaving Rony to rest in peace.

We walk for a while down a few alleyways and the cold is making everyone very weak. This is not good. I need to get them out of the rain soon, otherwise, one of them is gonna get really sick. We are at a dead end but I see a few boxes near. "Everyone get inside now." I order them and none of them protest. They start getting close to one another to preserve heat. Normally, they would fight and bicker, but seeing as these are not normal circumstances, they don't say anything.

"Stay close and don't leave." I order them. A few nod while others don't even have the energy to respond. They have already started to shiver.

"I'll be back."

I run through the alleys, trying to see if I could find clothes that have been thrown away or food. As the leader, I must protect them in this new world.

And then I stop. Cuz I'm finally alone.

"Dammit! How could have this have happened!?! We are all stuck in this world with no idea of where we are! Just great!" I just scream my lungs out and release my frustration, but what I didn't know, was that those moments of being weak and vulnerable saved the entire Akatsuki.

A light appears out of no where.

Am I dead? Have I died from cold? I must have, cuz if not, where is that light coming from?

There are myths that say that when you see light out of no where it is either you are close to death or an angel is coming to save you.

It must an angel. A girl. White hair, one eye green and the other blue. She examines me and makes a move to grab me but I move back. Maybe I can lead her to the others. If she is an angel, then she can lead us to our salvation.