"Story Time!"

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Tony Stark's POV

It was taking an unusually long time for the three of them to get snacks.

I was about to go check and make sure that it wasn't just their snacks that we were out of, when Peter, Loki, and Natasha came out of a portal with a whole lotta groceries.

Peter walked through the portal with a grim face, that didn't match his personality at all. I looked at him making sure he wasn't hurt.

He was covered in mud, scratches, sand, water, and a LOT of blood.

"OH MY THOR WHY ARE YOU INJURED?!?!?!" I rushed towards Peter checking him for injuries but it looked like he had none.

"Oh good, you aren't hurt." I backed off slightly embarrassed and then told him to explain.

Peter Parker POV

Oh yay.

We forgot about the clothes.

That were on my body.

That were also covered in scratches, mud, sand, water, and quite a lot of blood.

"OH MY THOR WHY ARE YOU INJURED?!?!?!" Mr.Stark screamed and I internally winced at the volume.

He ran over checking me for injuries.

"Oh good, you aren't hurt." I could tell he was a bit embarrassed but I didn't say anything.

"Explain." It wasn't optional, I had to explain.

Well brain lets cook up a believable story!

"So, we were walking into the grocery store when I heard a scream so I told Loki not to forget my oreos and spicy cheetos and then I ran towards the sound. Turns out, you know where that lake is?"

The room nodded.

"Okay, so apparently these guys decided to kidnap someone and torture them. They were about to push him off of the pier when I ran towards them and screamed at the top of my lungs for them to stop. They both turned towards me at the exact same time and they started sprinting towards me."

"And that was the moment I knew that I F*cked up"

The room gasped at my cursing but let me continue my story.

"So ran straight at them but I was just Peter Parker so I couldn't use my super strength. They dragged me through the sand and mud. Once they brought me to where the other person was they tied me up."

"I named one "Hello There" and the other "General Kenobi" I also named the tied up guy Anakin!"

Dad put his hand to his head and groaned.

"So I said "Hello There" and the other guy said General Kenobi! Anyway after that Hello There said "Shame we have to kill this one he's a star wars fan." "Yeah big shame." was General Kenobi's response. I just sat there waiting for something to happen. Well something did happen as General Kenobi strode over to Anakin and pushed him in the water! Luckily that entire time I had untied my hands, thanks Aunt Tasha for the lessons." I said.

Clint was staring at me through his vents and when he spoke he startled everyone in the room. "What happened next?"

"Well I'm so glad you asked Uncle clint!"

I said it with a sickly sweet voice that was filled with false happiness.

"I sucker punched General Kenobi in the face and then I dove into the water after Anakin. He couldn't swim because of the bindings around his wrists, so I grabbed him and used my super strength to swim to shore. I laid him on his side as he choked out water and got up to face the other man. Hello There was shaking with anger, and with that anger came a very deadly gun as well. I was close enough to be able to twist the gun out of Hello There's hand and knock him over the head with the butt of the gun so that he fell unconscious. I immediately called the police they told me they were over. I ran to Anakin making sure he wasn't dead."

"Anakin was bleeding out from multiple cuts on his body so I held him tight to me making sure that he stayed awake until the police got there. I could feel the bleed soaking my pants-"

I shivered for effect, it seemed like they were buying it. Just finish the story and you can leave. I told myself.

"I help the medical staff put Anakin in the ambulance and then I walked back towards the store where Loki and Aunt Tasha asked me to explain as well, now if you don't mind I'm going to bed."

And with that I hoped to all the gods in the universe or whatever that they bought my story and I collapsed onto the bed, ready for another night of fit full sleep.

Clint Barton POV

Jesus kid what do you get yourself into...

I hopped out of the vents and looked into everyone's startled faces.

"He's lying." I heard Stark say before everyone went their separate ways.

????? POV

"How did it go?" My mother asked quizzically, while searching the land for the missing boy.

"Good, the boy's girlfriend couldn't bring him out of it."

"But?"

"-but there are some new variables that we have not considered mom."

She stopped looking.

"What variables could you possibly be talking about? We have considered everything! Even Monsters allying with the demi-gods and gods!"

"Mortals."

"Excuse me?!?"

"The boy was brought out by a mortal, Peter Perkins I believe."

"Well kill the boy and prevent the demi-gods from using those blasted M.C.U boxes or whatever."

"Okay, just remember we are partners just because you are my mother it doesn't mean you get control of this operation."

"I know, I know, just go do it!" and she pushed me out of the observation room.

Well it looks like the God has a subject to smite.







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