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Q&A 34

It was an early morning and Dark Tsubasa was waiting for Tsubasa who was nowhere to be seen so that they could continue the questions they have been getting from their readers.

Dark Tsubasa: Where the hell is he? He's usually down here by this time. Unless he's not up yet, which is really abnormal for him.

Dark Tsubasa waits a few more minutes then gets annoyed that he decided to go see where Tsubasa actually is.

He disappears then reappears in a dark room which appears to be Tsubasa's bedroom. He looks around then sees a slight movement in the bed which makes him curious. He walks over to the side of the bed and notices that the figure in the bed was Tsubasa who was still asleep.

Dark Tsubasa silently sighs then thinks of a way to wake him up. A few seconds later a smirk started to creep upon his face which means he thought of something.

Dark Tsubasa floats above Tsubasa then slowly moves close to his ear then whispers evilly, "Wakey, wakey, the dark power's coming to get you."

Tsubasa gasps then sat up quickly with his breath faster than normal. Dark Tsubasa started to evilly laugh at how Tsubasa reacted.

Dark Tsubasa: Oh my gosh! That was priceless!! (Still laughing)

Tsubasa: (Groans) Thanks for the wake up call dark side..

Dark Tsubasa: (Smirks evilly) No Problem. (Laughs a bit)
But that's not my point, you're usually up by now, what's going on?

Tsubasa: (Rubs his eyes) I must have stayed up longer last night than I usually do.

Dark Tsubasa: (Rolls eyes) Whatever. At least it isn't something like you caught something..

Tsubasa: I suppose you're rig..(Sneezes) Ugh..

Dark Tsubasa: Please don't tell me..

Tsubasa: Calm down dark side. It was just a sneeze, it's not like I have a cold (Sneezes again) Nevermind..

Dark Tsubasa: Stay away from me while your dealing with that..

Tsubasa: Yeesh..you're overreacting dark side, cold's aren't contagious.

Dark Tsubasa: I still don't want to get sick. Now come on, we have questions to answer. (Disappears)

Tsubasa: I don't even think he can get sick..(He shrugs and gets out of bed and gets dressed.)

~5 minutes later~
Tsubasa walks downstairs and notices that Dark Tsubasa was standing there waiting for him.

Tsubasa: Were you standing there the whole time I was up there?

Dark Tsubasa: Pretty much. By the way, nice hair. (He smirks and laughs a bit.)

Tsubasa touches his hair and notices that he forgot to brush it when he was getting ready.

Tsubasa: Oh well, it's not a big deal.

He walks over to where they usually answer the questions then picks up the paper with all the questions on it.

Tsubasa: Okay first question..

Question: Hey, uh, Darkie, if Tsubasa doesn't comb his hair and it gets messy, does yours get too? Plus are you allowed to comb it on your own without Tsubasa doing it?
~PokemonRio

Dark Tsubasa: Well by the looks of things, Tsubasa forgot to brush his hair already and mine isn't messy, so no it doesn't thankfully.
Well, yeah I can comb my hair on my own without Tsubasa doing it.

Tsubasa: I have to comb it sometimes but that's because he's too lazy to do it at times..

Dark Tsubasa: Or I just don't want to do it. (Smirks)

Tsubasa: (Rolls eyes) Anyway, next question..

Question: Tsubasa, what was the purpose of chasing down Ryuga?
~AngelWolfStorme

To get data on his L-Drago and well the power it had which was the dark power.

Dark Tsubasa: And that didn't work out did it?

Tsubasa: You should know..Anyway, last question for now.

Question: Yo Tsubasa! Let's say that I get into a fight with someone. Who am I fighting and who do you think will win? And don't you dare say I'm weak, big brother.
~tsukkiotori

Dark Tsubasa: Big Brother?

Tsubasa: Umm..if you got into a fight, I would say you would be fighting..I guess Ryuga and I suppose you would win. Even though I know Ryuga is pretty strong..

Dark Tsubasa: (Shakes head) You just said she would win so she wouldn't get mad, am I right?

Tsubasa: (No comment then answers) Dark side..I'm an honest guy. I don't just say who I would think would win. I think before I talk.

Dark Tsubasa: Okay fine whatever..(Rolls eyes and crosses arms)

Tsubasa: Anyway, that's all for..(Sneezes) now..

Dark Tsubasa: (Tries not to laugh how funny that sounded)

Tsubasa: (Groans)