Q: Hey Rose Dave is dating Jade gimme your thoughts
A: This is very unexpected.
Very very unexpected
He has not followed in our lesbian and gay footsteps Dirk! He must be destroyed for breaking our number one code of law in the Lalonde and ️Strider Laws book. As the first rule states
" Thou shalln't be heterosexual "
(Psst Dirk I am making this up as I go but we got to go along with it if we want to get Dave on the homosexual side. Even though I do think it's an okay pairing)
He will be scorched in flame from the might wizard and his loyal dragon. David Elizabeth Strider shall perish!!!!
