Life swap

Drunk

   Todoroki and Midoriya are in the common room sitting on the couch, at work.
  "Midoriya, do you want to drink tonight?" Todoroki asked his green haired friend.
   "Todoroki-kun, we're at work...." He gives an awkward smile
"Ah, no, I meant after work." The half red half white haired man replied.
   "I bet that damn nerd can't handle his liquor." Bakugo walks in, holding a cup of water. He has a towel around his neck,
   "Ka-chan!" Midoriya blushes from embarrassment.
    "Ah, is that so?" Todoroki looks at his green haired friend. "Maybe we should do something else then."
   "I can handle my alcohol, geez!" Midoriya huffs, crossing his arms.
    "Bullshit!" Bakugo yells, "You'd pass out after one small sip!"
    "One way to find out."  Todoroki pulls out two cards, one of which was his father's master card and the other was an ID.

   "I can't drink anymore..." Midoriya has his head down on the bar table, holding his stomach.
   "You only had two beers." Todoroki points out as he chugs his 5th one down.
   "What I tell ya, he can't handle alcohol!" Bakugo slams his, now finished, 7th drink down on the countertop. Midoriya looks up, he has a face of discomfort.
   "I think I'll head home, I feel sick." The green haired male stands up and wobbles away from the heavy drinkers. Todoroki was about to help his friend out when the bartender stops him.
   "Todoroki-san, your card has been declined ."
    "That's not right.... there should been at least a couple thousand on there." He pulls out his phone and calls his father. "Hey OldMan what gives?" He pouts.
   "I'm assuming you had my card Shoto." Endeavor sighs "Where are you?"
   "Drunk with friends." He replies almost laughing.
   "I wouldn't say we're friends!" Bakugo yells. "Looks like I'll have to pay since your Daddy cut off his card." He laughs and slams some money down. "Let's go half and half bastard!" Todorki hangs up and follows the loud blonde. "Where'd that Nerd go?" He looks around.
   "There, he hasn't gone far." They walk over to him, but the green haired male is acting strange. Midoriya is looking around like he was lost and afraid. "Midoriya?" Todorki questions. This makes the green haired male look at his direction. "Bakugo, was he wearing that outfit earlier?"
   "How should I know, I don't pay attention to what he wears."
   "Shoto, Katsuki, what's going on?! Where are we?! Where's the children?!" He rushes to them holding onto each of their shirts. The two males are confused by this and look at each other then at the smaller male. "You two look different.... what happened to your hair...."
   "What do you mean? We always look this way." Todorki said calmly.
   "The fuck is wrong with you Nerd?! Get off of me!" He grabs the smaller male wrist.
   "Ow! Katsuki, that hurts!" He tears up yanking his hands away. "What's going on with you two?! Is this some sort of joke, if so it's not funny! And where are the kids? Are they safe?!"
   "It seems like you're the one that's joking." Todorki said. "You must be very drunk right now." He sighs.
   "Are you stupid?!" This shocks the red and white man along with the blonde, "You two know I would never drink when pregnant!"
   "Pregnant?!" They both asked. Midoriya steps back, shocked by their reaction.
   "....." he tears up "You're.... You two aren't...." he looks down for a moment before taking off running away from them.
   "Midoriya!" Todoroki calls out, Bakugo slaps him upside the head as he runs past him.
   "Don't just stand there, we have to go after the Nerd! He clearly isn't right in the head!"
   They both go running after the green male, chasing him down until he's cornered in an alleyway. All three are panting hard as they try to catch their breath. The smallest male falls to his knees, holding his stomach, as tears fall from his eyes.
   "Please don't hurt me! I'm with child, I'll do whatever you want just don't hurt me!" He sobs heavily.
   "Midoriya calm down, we don't want to hurt you.... we're just confused to what's happening." Todoroki slowly starts walking to the crying male. Midoriya flinches when the taller male kneels down in front of him, and squeezes his eyes shut as Todoroki lightly places a hand on his shoulder. "I'm not gonna hurt you, okay?" Midoriya won't look at him, but he nods as he's holding his stomach.
    "Oi! Will you knock it off?! There's no way you're pregnant, you're a guy dumbass!" Bakugo yells making the small male shiver and hide in Todorki's arms.
   "Bakugo, stop. He's trembling, he really is scared." Todorki helps Midoriya stand up, "I just need to confirm something, I won't hurt you. Can you please move your hands?" Midoriya looks at him.
   "You promise you won't hurt my stomach?" He trembles, Todoroki nods and Midoriya slowly moves his arms, letting Todoroki place a hand on his stomach. Todoroki's eyes widened as he feels a firm bump.
   "What is it half and half?" Bakugo asked
   "Bakugo.... I don't think this is our Midoriya...." he looks up at the blonde, "This one really is pregnant."
    "You can't tell just from feeling his stomach ass hat!"
    "I can feel heatwaves inside of him! There is life within him!"
   "Then just who the hell is he?!"
   "I'm...Bakuroki Izuku...." the taller men stare at him. "I'm married to Bakugo Katsuki and Todoroki Shoto...."  He looks up at them, tears still forming in his eyes. "I don't think I'm in the right universe...." He holds onto Todoroki  tighter as Bakugo walks closer to them.
   "So you're married to the both of us?" He raised an eyebrow.
   "In my world yes.... but I don't think I would wanna marry you, you're too mean!" He hides more into the Christmas coloured mans arms.
   "THE HELL YOU JUST SAY, YOU FUCKING NERD?!" Bakugo sparks start to come out of his hands.

(Since I can't figure out how to get to fit in the cover, here's what they look like. Oh no! I forgot to add Katsuki's tattoo!)