Youtuber School

Two

I had fallen to the floor, staring up at my idol. He started fussing and apologising for scaring me. He helped me up and made sure I was okay. I was silent, still comprehending what just happened. Phil Lester just came into my classroom, and was helping me up.

"Yeah, uh, thanks but....WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" I Practically screeched.

"I'm the Art Teacher." He beamed.

"Wait, wait. What?" I asked.

"I. Teach. This. Class." He giggled.

So, I had an art lesson with Phil Lester.

*

The bell rung I groaned loudly, not wanting to leave Phil's company. He giggled and held me behind.

"What class do you have next?" He asked.

"Music."

"Oh, you're going to love Music." He laughed, passing me a note.

"So you don't get in trouble." He explained.

"Phil, uh Mr. Lester, I really don't need this." I smiled.

"Nope definitely Phil and," He came to my ear and whispered, "My number's on the back."

I stepped back, blushing like mad. Phil winked at me and I went redder, leaving the class with a huge smile on my face. I made my way to the Music class and knocked on the door. Someone called,
"Come in."
I opened the door and saw
Dan
Fucking
Howell

"Well, why was that expected? Oh yeah, because I just had Phil Lester in art." I laughed, sarcastically.

"I like you. What's the note?" Dan asked.

"Phil's excuse for me being late."

"Which is?" Dan asked.

"He's a perverted weirdo and gave me his number." I laughed.

He then realised I was being serious. Everyone in the class was staring with confusion. I guess I kinda was speaking to the teacher like we'd been friends since childhood and I didn't stalk him on the Internet. Well, he is the same age as me. 22. (Yeah, yeah I know that's not how old he is now its for plot convenience. Phil's 26 in this so...)

"Consider yourself lucky, most people would pay - Nope kill - for that."

"Reassuring." I smirked, rolling my eyes.

I sat down next to some girls, who were completely bewildered.

"Do you know Mr Howell?" They asked.

"Mr Howell my ass!" I exclaimed, a little too loudly.

Everyone else glared at me but Dan laughed.

"She's right. It's Dan." He laughed.

"Isnotonfire." I coughed.

"Shush you. Can't have the students knowing about that." He tutted.

I smirked, knowing what I had to do.

"MR HOWELL HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL CALLED "danisnotonfire" SEARCH HIM!!" I yelled across the class. Catty would be proud of me.

Everyone started laughing and Dan face palmed and smiled at me, shaking his head.

"You're a demon." He sighed.

"Well I got Phil's number so I'm doing something right." I smirked.

"Cocky little..." He started.

"WHERE DO YOU THINK I GET IT DAN?" I asked, loudly again.

"FROM DELIA SMITH. NOW SIT DOWN BEFORE I DONKEY KONG YOUR ASS." He yelled, laughing.