Yeh Dosti- Akshan, Kalma, Zabeer Friendship

Drunken-2

So here it goes..
The three men reach the hospital and go inside towards the reception.
Receptionist (r)- Gadi porch me kyu lagai hai??
A- Sorry madam, vo emergency hai.
Kab- Indramenshi...
A-Shhh... Ahmed.. Zara Ahmed..
r- Aap koun?
M- Hum..hum pati hai..
Kab- Pati main hu...
r- Aap???
Kab- Gayi???
r- Nai hai... ICU this way..
Kab- This way gayi....
r- Baap re.....
Kabeer enters the ICU room. He looks at the patient, but is surprised. He comes out.
A- Kya hua kabeer, kaisi hai bhabhi.
Kab- Uska chodo, mera hi kuch thik nahi lag raha hai, mujhe shayad jyada chadh gayi hai. Mujhe meri hi biwi pehchan me nahi aa rahi.
A- Aap shant ho jao, tension ki vajah se hota hai. Hum dono dekh ke aate hai. Chal re.
M- Ha. (They go inside)
Kab- Acche se dekho ha( he is about to sit but falls down, then gets up and sits on chair😂)
Akshat and Malhar go inside to look, but they get afraid seeing the patient on oxygen.
They come out.
Kab- Kaisi hai meri Zara???
A- Hum doctor se puchte hai...... Doctor.....
They pat on Doctor's shoulder.
Kab- Shabash...
D- Dur rahiye... Yaha sharab pina mana hai.
Kab- Nai jyada nahi thodi thodi hi Li hai.
D- Jo bhi hai, yaha aise ana mana hai. Chaliye bahar jayiye yaha se.
M- Are... doctor...inki biwi Mrs. Zara Ahmed ki condition chinta karne jaisi toh nahi hai na?
D- Pagalo jaisi bate band kijiye.
Kab- Malhar ji hai vo.
D- Are vahi, ek baar yaha koi patient aaya toh chinta karne jaisi koi baat rehti hi nahi.
A- Nai vo marne do, vo kabhi na kabhi toh thik ho gi na.
D-100% , aapne pairon se chal ke ghar jayengi. Santushti hi toh humara motto hai.
A- Kya baat hai wah.
D- Operation ke liye aaya patient ho ya postmortem ke liye aayi body, jate vakt haste hue jate hai. Ab aap jayiye yaha se.
A- Are doctor main kya keh raha tha, rukiye na kya jaldi hai, main kya keh raha tha, inki biwi ke sath hum dono ki Biwi bhi thi, unka kya hua kuch malum hai?
D- Accha vo dono, unka humne upar guest room me intejam kiya hai.
Kab-(looking at akshat ) Malhar ji, (lloking at Malhar) Akshat ji, hume unhe upar sambhalne ke liye jana chahiye( they are about to fall but don't)
D- Are unhe kya sambhalenge, sambhalne ki jarurat toh inhe hai. Aisi halat me upar Jana mana hai. Inki utaregi tab aayega. Chalo out out.
A- Thank you doctor, welcome again.
M- Unka..unka sahi hai. Aisi halat me hum aapni biwion ke samne nahi ja sakte. Aaj raat gadi me so jate hai, kal aate hai.
A- Gadi me kyu, hotel me sote hai na. Aur kal ful leke aate hai.
Kab- Nai ful nahi chalta na idhar.
A- Are ful....fuuullll.
Kab- Roz...
A- Roz kyu kal hi layenge na..
Kab- Nai nai rose ka ful...
A- Aster leke aayenge.
M- Are chalo yaha se pehle.
Here our girls are also fully drunk now. They are dancing in all hotel and roaming here and there. They sit near the pool and have one more glass of beer, and dance like anything 😂😂.
Here the boys are sitting in car.
A- Cheers for Zara bhabhi's health.
M- Bhabhi get well soon.
Kab- Allah dyan rakh. Dhyanse se girega.
They go to the same hotel, where the girls are staying.
Kabeer tries to come out from window..
A- Kya kar rahe ho kabeer..
Kab- Kuch nai bas dekh raha tha mai.
A- Are udar kidhar, idhar hai hotel. Chal Malhar. Idhar idhar...
Kab- Doctor.....
A- Doctor nahi kabeer, doctor nahi, manager..
Kab- Mananger.....mananger
R- So so so what can I do for you.
Kab- Ha ha Akahat baat karo , dekho kya keh raha hai...
A- Where is the manager?
R- I'm the manager , Robert.
A- Ek room chahiye.
R- Sorry kal 31st December hai, so no room available..
A- Par vo...
R- Humara Kohinoor beach resort pure goa me bohot famous hai,  it's the best resort in entire west coast of India, so no room available.
A- Ho gaya... Pata hai tera hotel bohot famous hai,isliye to idhar aaye na, request kar raha hu, ek room de do please.
R- 420
Kab- Ayy
R- Char so bees. Ye room hum usually kisi ko dete nahi hai, par aapko de rahe hai, chalega?
A- Ha chalega chalega, keys do.
Just then our girl come there fully drunk and go dancing.
K- Ayy Robert good night..
G,Z- Good night......
R- Good night sweet girls....
The boys see them from back dancing...
A,M,Kab- Wow!!!
R- Sorry, married hai.
A- Pati, kuch jyada hi khush kismat dikhte hai.
Malhar and Kabeer laugh...
The next day......
At the pool, a handsome boy comes down from water slide, and lands between some hot girls.
Guy- Comeon girls, come to the deeper side.
Here our girls ar playing in water. Guddan and Zara are dipping their legs while kalyani is inside pool, near them.
Z- Udau pani udau...
Just then Zara sees that guy...
Z- Ayy vo dekh...
He comes out from water showing his six pack abs.
G- Oyyy, kya chal raha hai. Pation ki tarah sare maza karte karte hum bhi unki tarah hi hote ja rahe hai.
K,Z- Matlab?
G- Matlab... Vo dusri ladkiyon ko ankhe phad phad kar dekhte hai, aur hum...
Z- Ladko ko ankhe phad phad kar dekh rahe hai.
That guy notices these girls and again dives into pool.
K- Mai uski taraf nahi dekh rahi thi...
G- Awww awwww.
K- Main uske pet ki taraf dekh rahi thi.
Z- Pet ki taraf?? Kyu
K- Dekh na kitna slim hai , nahi humare pati, shapeless hote ja rahe hai.
G- Inhe aurto ke pet nikle toh problem hai, aur khud ka pet nikla toh chalta hai.
K,Z- Ha na.
K- Mujhe is bechare par daya aa rahi hai.
Z- Kyu?
K- Are dekh na abhi ye ek slim trim well maintained ladka hai,phir ise pyaar hoga, phir iski shadi hogi, aur phir ye bhi ek pari ban jayega.
Guddan and zara laugh. The guy is swimming towards them. Kalyani comes out of the pool.
Z- Aur phir vo sust aur alsi banega, aur biwiw ko order deta rahega.
K- Aur six pack ki jagah pet ka tyre banega.
They go to their table and take their purses. Here he comes out of the pool.
G- Chalo, fresh hoke kahi ghumne jate hai.
Z- Par kaha jaye...
Boy- Hi hi hi girls!!
G- (whispers)Herbal bleach ka natija.
They three giggle.
B-  You people care for a drink???
Their smiles vanishes and they smell something fishy.
Z-Drink?? Tumhe cold drink kehna hai kya? Are chotose bade kuch bhi lete nahi hai. Hai na ladkiyon...
K- Vo dekho , vo ladkiyan, unhe pucho.
B- Hey, wait wait wait, are vaisi ladkiya toh aise hath me aa jati hai, par acche quality ki wine roj roj nahi milti na.
G- Iske dudh ke daat nahi gire aur wine ki bate kar raha hai.
Z- Tu kaha ka hai beta???
B- Beta nahi ,beta nahi, Perv, pehle Germany me bomb kaise banate hai, vo sikhta tha. Par mujhe nahi pata tha ki( observing three carefully from back) itne high frequency ke atom bombs India me bhi hai .
G- Koi nak pe girega na jor se toh pata chalega. Chalo ladkiyon.
P- Are tumhara room number to do.
K-(angrily) Guddu... Ise jalaye ya gaad de???
P-(laughing ) ok ok I got it. Aapko sabke samne sharm aa rahi hai. Aap aapna room number de ke to dekho. I'm at your service...
G,K,Z- Ayyyyyy.....
The turn around angrily and start confronting him. He gets frightened and starts moving back, defending himself. He starts acting as if he didn't say anything. The take him near the edge of the pool, and then they blow at him and he falls in the pool. Three of them go from their in swag 😎.

Precap- Truth revealed.

So here's the next chapter. Hope you like it. Next chapter me dekhna kya hota hai jab patiyon ko pata chalta hai ki unki biwiya gayab hai😂😂 Let me know your reviews for this chapter...