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Jealous motherfucker - ski mask the slump god

y/n

"Hey, bitches, welcome or welcome back to my youtube channel with your girl ratchet ass y/n," I giggle at my unique intro. "So today I'm gonna be answering some questions from the q&a thingo on my instagram story with my beautiful baby, Ski mask," I look him then at my camera for a brief second making sure the lighting in the studio is good, then pull out my phone and click on insta. "Okay, so first question. When did you start your youtube channel? From @ilovey/noop. Um, almost 10 years ago I think... But I privated all of them because I was a crazy childd and that shits embarrassingg." I laugh, "you finna show me one," he chuckled with me. "Okay this one is for you baby, what's your government's? @slimebrozaddy." I smirk because he finna rant. "Ion gotta say shit. Google that shit if you really wanna know vro." He huffed and rolled his eyes playfully. "Wait baby can you get me a blunt?" I ask him. "But your video?" The adorable face he has of confusion melted my heart. "I can edit it out broooo," "watch who you call broo. You weren't saying that last night," he says walking down the hallway and I blush (not that you can see it under all that beautiful melanin but who cares, I see you sis)

He rolls the blunt as I continue read and answering questions. "Okay bebs, notha one for you. How many exes do you have? From @chokemestokeley" I laugh at the user's name. "Um... Fifteen? Or Twelve? Ion know fuck," he takes deeply inhales the blunt. I playfully roll my eyes at his comment because i know he only has 6. "Bitch share," I pout and whine til he gives in. "Ooo this is a good one," say after stopping my scrolling through all the questions. "Who are both of y'all celebrity crushes? @y/nandstokeleyshipname." I know mine, no hesitation but I wanna see what baby boy says first. "Ion got one. Ain't vool." He shrugs casually then looks at me and i give him back the blunt after ghosting it. "How do you not have one? But mine would definitely be Michael B Jordan. That motherfucker is so fine. Since I was 12 I've been such a fan. Like whew," I go off but do I lie? Stokeley gives me a bit of a side glance then pulls out him phone. "Okay, next one is where was your first date? @ilyy/nxoxo." I look at him to see if he wants to answer but he ignores me. Okay bitch, "He never took me out on any dates. Basically just asked me out and I said yes." I laugh at the thought. I reach for the blunt in his hand but he stretches his hand out so I cant reach. "The fuck? Gimme," I whine and he continues to ignore me. "Aight bet," I huff and whip out my phone to call Jah.

phone call

y/n = underlined.  Jah = bold

Hey boy

wassup slime

can you pull up? I'm doing a yt vid and ya boi ski don't want to finish I with me

So I wasn't first choice? *smacks his lips*

well it was supposed to be a couple q and a but ill just make it a members only one ig

aight ma, I'm on my way ayeeeee

haha okay jah see you soon

*end of call*

"Okay guys welcome or welcome back to my channel where I'll be doing a members only q&a!! So here right now I have my best friend Jah with me or more popularly known as-" he cuts me off to say "yungdaggerdick ayeee tahaha" I give him a playful stank eye. We moved to the balcony because it was awkward with Stoke ignoring us and just being a dick. "You've just made this channel so unfamily friendly. But yea XXXTensionchord is in the house," I smirk and read out the first question from the new q&a I made. "what do like the most about each other? @jahskiwificoolcraig Ooo that's good," I do the Mexican wave then Jah continues it. "I think your spontaneity... Yea tahah," he says after a moment of silence in deep thought. "I don't think there is a word for this or I really am a dumb bitch but like how you're always like prepared for like... Fuck how do I word this? Like, if I'm down you're like super helpful and have the best advice and like super serious you know. But like you're also like super fun and just childish with me yea I don't know," I say. "CAN I READ THIS ONE OUT?" He randomly yells and I don't respond. "Oh sorry you were talking to me? Thought you were talking to my FUCKING NEIGHBOURS," we stare at each other for a bit before throwing ourselves into a fit of laughter. "Okay thee question is, first impressions? @gayfory/n Hmm, weeeelllll. I thought you were one of those model hoes and I wanted to know how Ski got one so I could get one but to my disappointment you weren't," he pretends to be very sad and disappointed and I push him. "Bitch," I hiss a lil hurt. " I thought you were a hardcore druggie who was struggling to find a hairdresser," I say truthfully and he mean mugs me. We answer a few more questions then invite Wifi, Coolie, Craig, Bass Santana and Kid Trunks.

"So here is part three? Oi boys shut the fuck up please." I cheese at them as we all get comfy in the lounge. The boys were being loud and obnoxious as always. Jah and Ski were talking before the boys arrived and he seems fine with everyone but me. Guess he wants to sleep on the couch tonight. "First question, who is the most likely to burn down a kitchen? @cliquesanddeecks" I he's a lot of muttering but no final answers. "Guys?..." As a wait like 2 seconds more. "Do we have to agree?" Craig asks. "Nah you don't," I chuckle lightly. I hear a few people say Craig but most say Jah. "He can cook tho," I add in. "Okay next one, gayest "couple" within the group? From @membersonlyfan" I laugh at the name but the boys don't get it making it funnier. Everyone says Jah and Ski except foe themselves. "Biggest simp?" Most say Ming but I hear a few Jah's. "Who its the most rebellious? From @jahfuckmeoof" "that's a username?" Jah laughs. "Definitely Wifi," I say as the boys discuss. "Would you ever date a fan? From @abbygreg" the boys go silent. "It depends" they all say at the same time and we all kinda look spooked. We do a few more question after and I wrap the video up. "Okay that's all we have time for today, I you did enjoy please hit that like button, subscribe and press push-notifications and comment down below. I love you guys byeee," concluding my outro and blowing kisses.

I say bye to he boys except Jah and Stokeley because jah wanted to stay and well, Stokeley lives with me. "You should talk to Ski, mucus" he subtly whispers in my ear as if Stokeley is in the kitchen with us. "1. why are you whispering? 2. now I know you did not just call me mucus," I make a face. "You a homie Y/n. I call my homies slime or mucus," he says in a silly voice making me laugh. "Wanna make dinner as I talk to Stoke?" Jah hums and nods his head as he pulls items from the cupboards that definitely don't go together. I walk upstairs to our bedroom but he's not there. There was a photo album on our bed though, one of us together in various places. Cute. I walk to the audio and I see him sitting in front of a computer with headphones in probably trying to make a beat. He looks at me probably think I'm Jah because he smiles but then he looks back at his computer. You'd really think I'd be dating a girl bcause his motherfucking mood swings- I grab a wheely chairs and wheel myself to him. He ignores me so I take off his headphones. "The fuck do you want?" He says in an annoyed tone. Do not kill your boyfriend Y/n because then you will have to deal with his Jamaican family. "What's wrong Stokeley? You been ignoring me all day and I don't know why!" I voice out. He shrugs his shoulders avoiding my gaze and boy did that set me off inside. "Stokeley Clevon Goulborne. Tell. Me." I grit through my teeth. "Michael B Jordan?! You called him a fine motherfucker," he smacks his teeth. If I was on the outside of this, I'd probably laugh at how pathetic he is being but I am too mad. "You're seriously mad because I called a 43 year old man who, mind you, is 19 years older than me, fine? Did you forget that your my boyfriend and I love you? Or did you forget that Michael is a celebrity crush?" I raise my voice. "You were just hyping him up a lot and-" "you cant ignore me all day though. Just tell me straight there and then," I whisper softly. He looks at me and nods, both of us too tired to continue the argument but also missing each other's presence. I pull him in for a hug and we stay like that for a while longer. "Simps!! I made dinner!!" Jah yells from downstairs. I pull my baby's arm and run down the stairs dragging him with me. "Sorted it out?" Jah asks, "yeah, he's one jealous motherfucker." I laugh.

1648 words of a load of bullshit :)