Their Mate!

Chapter Twelve - Sayonara Nihon

I couldn't sleep that well with Niall running to the toilet and going back to bed. I can never tell that I caused them that. I will take this to my grave.

"I think it has stopped now" He says as he snuggles up to me. I bite my lip as I try to hold in my laughter. I gave him Diarrhea to pay him back for laughing at me. I'm too evil...

"Why are you laughing?" He asks me and he wraps his arms around me.

"Ah nothing, I'm just glad that you wont be running to the toilet anymore and I might just actually get some beauty sleep" I slam my head against the pillow.

"Ah you wont need anymore beauty sleep, because you cant go over maximum or you will break from overloading" he says.

"I think you will overload if you keep that fart in. I can feel you cleansing your buttcheeks from my side" I say. Niall chuckles and gets up.

"Maybe it isn't over yet" He goes back to the bathroom. Poor cleaner who has to clean the bathroom afterwards. I feel myself drift to sleep and I see myself in a world full off donuts and soft ice cream... Don't forget about the unicorns with multicoloured fur and the golden eyes of theirs! That's the shit! I'm too weird for my own best.

Groaning? Am I hearing things right? I slowly open my eyes to se Niall putting some cream on his butt or to be more exact, his butthole. I close my eyes again and I try not to laugh at him.

"Hey it wasn't you who had to run to the bathroom every second last night" he says quickly. I take peek at him and I see that his face is red and he's pulling his pants up.

"It would have ended faster i you hadn't eaten a taco during the night" I say. His eyes get wider and he looks down at his feet.

"You saw that?" he asks and crawls up on the bed.

"What I have seen can not be unseen" I say while grinning at him.

"Oh? Maybe I should punish you?" He says and his arms go up my waist.

"What ever suits you" i say and I put my arms around his neck.

"Is kisses cruel enough?" He asks me in a childish way. I raise my eyebrow at him.

"I believe it is" I say and I kiss him. He smiles against my lips.

"I want to do something else" he says and takes my shirt off. He kisses my stoumach and then he blows on it, making a fart noice.

"What? What are you doing?" I ask him. He looks up and smiles.

"I'm punishing you" he blows again and I start laughing at him.

"Jesus!" I say and lift his head up.

"If you keep doing that... Well lets just say that laughter isn't the only think that will come out" I say. He cringes his nose and hands me my shirt back. I shake my head at him and I point at his shirt.

"I want the one you're wearing" I say.

A shirt gets thrown at me and I look at the door. A shirtless Louis, yummy! He smirks and walks up to me.

"You can have my shirt on, Louis

says and sits down on the bed. He looks at me and smiles.

"Can I have a kiss? My lady?" He says and holds his hand out to me. I put my hand in his.

"Are we leaving soon?" Niall asks. Louis pulls me closer to him and he looks down at my chest.

"Stop looking at me like that" I say and I slap him playfully. He leans down and kisses me.