💜EMOJI ME💜Bantan🤞

7💜("fart")

Guys paragraphs ahead . I m so sorry if it's boring but I will improve I promise. Avoid my silly grammer errors and mistakes I m not the best in English or writing . Anyways, here I present you some more vmin (wink)😌😘
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Jimin walked towards the coffee house seat waiting for taehyung's arrival he called him several times to make sure he came at the right address. After almost 20 minutes of waiting taehyung finally arrived .

"You are twenty freaking minutes late" jimin said motioning for the waiter to come and get their order's.

"Traffic! I got stuck" Taehyung replied as he pulled a chair and sat down, quickly checking the menu.

"That's such a lame excuse. Considering your house is a walking distance from this place"
Jimin grinned looking towards taehyung whose gaze was completely directed towards the menu.

"fine I was sleeping" Taehyung revealed as he ordered a coffee and some nachos. He didn't even glanced over jimin and told the waiter to go and get his order faster.

"You didn't even let me order" jimin whined drinking the glass of water kept on the table.

"Whatever dickhead the more you order the more I have to pay because of your stupid deal" Taehyung uttered taking jimin's glass and started drinking it himself.

"Tell me what's up with you and your attitude" jimin questioned his everybrow arching as if waiting for taehyung to answer .

"First you tell me who's Lisa" Taehyung asked directly looking at jimin.

"Alright so we are directly getting into business I see. Lisa was in a relationship with jungcock when they were in highschool. What's amusing is that they were actually quite serious but then something happened and they broke up but now they are friends." jimin wiped his face after giving his big speech. Already too tired because he spoke too many words.

"Well that's a lot of gossip" Taehyung rolled his eyes he expected something juicy and jimin practically bribed him yesterday regarding this. "Then why are they still talking?"

"You seem to be a lot of interested in jungcock and his friends" jimin winked looking at taehyung's flushed face.

"Umm" The order arrived and taehyung quickly took his coffee and drank a huge sip from it sighing and keeping the cup down "fine I like Jungkook"

"knew it" jimin exclaimed in a calm manner before taking a nacho chip and rolling his tongue over it.

"Really? Am I that obvious" Taehyung pouted eyes darted towards jimin. Grossing out about the fact that jimin ate nachos like a three year old baby.

"Listen here you whore. I know how you react when you like somebody and all that and what do you think, you randomly asked me about Lisa who you don't even give a shit about " jimin said now finally eating his nacho.

"This conversation is going no where" Taehyung mumbled sipping his coffee and standing up straight.

"So when are you going to tell him" jimin asked as he watched taehyung stretching in the middle of a café a lot of people were watching him but taehyung obviously didn't gave a fuck about that.

"NEVER" Taehyung retorted back horror plastered in his eyes. He knew Jungkook didn't liked him back and he didn't wanted to ruin their friendship or make a fool out of himself.

"Alien he likes you" jimin uttered standing up keeping his hands on his hips even before taehyung could react or answer suddenly jimin farted. All the eyes on the cafe were now on jimin and taehyung.

"What the fuck did you just do!" Taehyung whined tucking his fingers on his nose. Obviously the after effect of any farting specially jimin's farting was gross. It smelled like a dead rat.

"Yo man not again" A blond haired guy called out well he was the manager of the place. He walked towards jimin and grabbed his arm and yanked him off the coffee house. Taehyung took his jacket and walked behind them.

"If you come here next time keep your butt outside my cafe, your fart smells like hell" The manager said glaring towards both of them. He stretched his palm out.

"what?" Taehyung asked looking towards the blonde manager who looked like a potato head.

"young man my money. You ate all of my nachos and drank my coffee and this guy" The manager pointed and glared towards jimin who was glaring back at him." It seems he even took it all out through his butt , so give me my money"

"fine" Taehyung looked towards jimin who reminded him about their deal of taehyung to pay for his meals through his eyes. Taehyung sighed quickly removing the money and he handed them to the manager. The blonde male once more glared at jimin and walked back to the cafe.

"Seriously what's wrong with farting it's a normal human behavior" jimin declared taking his jacket from taehyung.

"Chim your human behavior is disgusting" Taehyung whined as he tried to avoid the fact that they got kicked out of the coffee house yet again because of jimin's farting. Well whenever they come here someone or the other from their group farts or do something silly well they can't help it when they are made like that.

"That's not important to discuss right now. Tell me when did this happened you liking jungcock? " jimin walked towards the footpath and stood near a poll his arms curled up to his chest.

"well I always kinda liked him I guess but I know that won't happen- Taehyung was cutt of from his musings.

"Come on he likes you and I know that! all you have to do is to make him jealous" jimin said his hands reaching for taehyung's shoulder shaking him a bit.

"what?" Taehyung asked a bit taken aback by jimin's words and actions.

"Yes you heard me right" jimin smirked tapping his soulmates shoulder.

"And how on the earth are we gonna do that?" Taehyung questioned.

"When I knew I wanted yoongi I did the same thing" jimin arched his brow and grinned evilly at taehyung who was completely shocked. He kept his hand on taehyung's shoulder.

"I exactly know what you should do " jimin laughed and an evil smirk stood at his face.
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