11💜("backfired")

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Guys my story got a rank 5 in Hillarious out of at least 100 books on 10th July 2020 and I m so happy. Thank you to all the amazing people who read my book till now. Lots of love 💜💜💜
"Me" here is our taehyung🌸
Enjoy 💜
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Me:
Chim wtf
It backfired !

Me:
Oh my God
What the hell will I do now!?

Me :
It's all because of you!
You piece of shit!

Dickhead:
Calm your tits

Dickhead :
What happened?

Me:
He is bringing his date with him!

Me:
Tomorrow!

Dickhead:
Wtf who?

Me:
That stupid Layla!

Dickhead:
You mean Lisa

Dickhead :
Let him then.

Me:
What do you mean let him?

Dickhead:
If you have ever met Lisa she is annoying aff .

Dickhead:
Tho you are annoying too but still I m sure jungcock is not interested in her at all now.

Me:
What to do you even Mean?sometimes I don't understand your words. Speak in normal English!

Dickhead:
First of all don't panic and listen to me

Me:
Yeah speak fucktard.

Dickhead:
Wear your best outfit.
Look the best. Show him you own the damn place. Show him you are the best for him.
And Layla will be out of picture soon 😏

Me:
You Mean Lisa 🙂

Me:
Anyways, What about Lee?

Dickhead:
He is a great guy I have met him before. Dont worry about him just go along with it.

Dickhead:
Show jungcock that You are enjoying! He is totally into you. You have already seen how jealous he is!

Me:
What's your point stupid human?

Dickhead:
Whew how many times do I have to explain stuff to you. You are no easy to handle🙄

Dickhead:
Anyways, Just be you and enjoy the date. He will become more jealous and eventually he will confess 😏

Me:
I don't think it's going to work.

Dickhead:
Well I m an expert in this. It worked till now it will work in the future as well 😏

Me:
Fine. Come to my apartment tomorrow I need your advice on what to wear.

Dickhead:
I will alien. Now go and sleep you have a big day tomorrow 😌

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