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Guys this chapter is like one of my fav💜😍get ready to laugh your asses off they are chaotic aff😂
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@sunshine:
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK.

@namjin:
Calm down flat ass.

@jinsflyingkiss:
Why do you guys use so much of capital letters?🙄

@minsuga:
Jungcock tell us.😏

@mochimin:
Spill the beans jeon.

@jinsflyingkiss:
More like spill the beans namjoon. Except we never have to tell him. He keeps spilling everything by himself. 😌

@sunshine:
JUNGCOCK CALLED TAEHYUNG BABY IN PUBLIC!

@mochimin:
You are freaking out as if you didn't knew what was happening between them 🙄

@minsuga:
Jimin wake me up once he decides to tell us 🙄

@namjin:
Seriously where are they..

@jinsflyingkiss:
Joonie are you in the kitchen I can hear sounds 🤔

@sunshine:
That's probably a Demon walking around. Don't mind it. Mine walks around all the time 😅.

@mochimin:
WHAT?

@namjin:
Before anyone freaks out I m in the kitchen. There's no Demon 😌

@jinsflyingkiss:
I just got a freaking heart attack.

@taetae:
...........

@mochimin:
So what's up taehyung😏

@namjin:
😏😏

@jinsflyingkiss:
Make sure you don't break a glass or something I just bought them a while back joonie. 🙄

@junglebook is typing....

@minsuga:
That's the only part I m interested in....
Tell us what's cock 😏

@sunshine:
The one, all of us has is a cock.

@mochimin:
He meant "what's up"🙄

@junglebook is typing...

@namjin:
Till he types I m definitely going to break the glass 😂😂

@jinsflyingkiss:
NO POOPIE BREAKING A GLASS FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME AIN'T FUNNY😌🔪

@namjin:
No No ofc I wont hehe I was just kidding😅

@junglebook:
So, me and tae are dating now. It all happened when I went to the beach to get him and I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said yes 😍

@taetae:
That's right 😘

@mochimin:
So what happened before you asked him😏

@minsuga:
Yeah what happened before that jeon😏

@taetae:
You told Yoongi about our kiss!?

@junglebook:
You told jimin about our kiss??

@sunshine:
Haha I love this 👌

@jinsflyingkiss:
Awe guys congrats..
JOONIE WHY THE FUCK I HEAR A GLASS BREAKING.

@sunshine:
Someone said we keep writing in capital letters, guess who is using them now 👀

@sunshine:
ALSO, YOU GUYS KISSED!?

@taetae:
Yeah we did. Jungkook you promised we will say it together to everyone so why does Yoongi knows this already 🤔

@minsuga:
Jokes on you Taehyung, jungcock tells me everything. Guess What...? The double date idea was mine 😂

@junglebook:
You promised the same baby, but even jimin knows how come? 🤔

@mochimin:
Jokes on you jungcock taehyung tells me everything. And guess what the dressing sluttily idea was mine I dressed him up 😂

@sunshine:
Woah that's a lot of information😏

@taetae:
WHAT THE ...DOUBLE DATE IDEA WAS YOURS! I M CUMING TO KILL THE FUCK OUT OF YOU SUGA!

@namjin:
You mean coming*😂

@jinsflyingkiss:
I M CUMING IN THE KITCHEN AND IF I SEE A GLASS BROKEN OR ANYTHING BROKEN YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY A PRICE FOR THAT!

@sunshine:
You mean *coming*😂

@junglebook:
THE DRESS UP IDEA WAS YOURS!
JIMIN I M COMING YOUR WAY 🔪

@sunshine:
You Mean "cuming" 😂

@namjin:
Wtf 😂

@sunshine:
Oh wait no sorry my bad😚
He wrote it correctly didn't he 😅

@jinsflyingkiss:
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT TO, YOU POOPIE CUZ IT'S THE LAST TIME YOU WILL SEE YOUR TEETHS.😏

@namjin:
Guess I m in trouble💩

@taetae:
Kookie Lets go together to their apartment.

@junglebook:
Sure babe 💖 should I bring a knife?

@sunshine:
Take it from jin he has a full stalk 🙄

@taetae:
I already have it 😌

@namjin:
STFU YOU HORSE!

@minsuga:
Isn't that poopie's account 👀

@jinsflyingkiss:
Yeah because I have his account. I killed him😌💜

@sunshine:
But I Guess I m 7th wheeling now 😅

@mochimin:
I m sure you will get somebody 😘

@sunshine:
Yeah probably after I die 🙄

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