This Is My Rp Book

Random thoughts and advice with moon

Moon:Ok let's just start off already cause I have no time for introducedtions

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First

Moon:First things first is that when you live with someone for example you still live with your parents like WTF? But as a kid you live with your parents and you get into an argument with your mom and she says "Stacy this is my house not your house" and then this "Stacy help me clean the house this is "You're" house to" Uh-huh you literally said that this house belongs to you so your house your mess don't drag me into it but if you say that in front of a Latina mom you are dead with a blink of an eye

Second

Moon:If the mother dies from child birth can you press charges on the baby?

Iris:...

Third

Moon:You survived this long but at the end your gonna die anyways

Fourth

Moon:Dont plan your wedding instead plan your funeral because marriage is a possibility while death is guaranteed

Fifth

Moon:Dont be to overly in love with someone save someone for your self because when that person breaks up or cheats on you you'll be nothing but a mental mess take xay as an example she poured her heart out forget to love herself and look 4 years into her marriage she got divorced

Xayrz: 🔪

Sixth

Moon:How does Karen's get married and have children?? Like you have to face her bs intilement for year's until they day she gets run over By a cargo ship or something

Seventh

Moon:Flying cockroaches are already absolute but what if spiders can now fly?

Xayrz:Can I please die twice?

Eight

Moon:For all you ladies out their always carry a mirror in hand whenever you're walking alone so if someone is following you you can check with out turning your head

Nine

Moon:It doesn't matter if you don't know your apponents what matter is that you know yourself

Ten

Moon:Can you chop hot dogs using a electric fan?