(All of these are SNO, btw)
DX: So, Xylo, how was your day?
Xylo: I was asked my favorite color by a drunk Brick and he said I was wrong...
DX: Sounds pretty normal.
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Relena visits Mario
Relena: Hey Mario! What's up?
DX and Brick are arguing about something stupid
Mario: My stress levels.
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Brick: Mario, I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in the room.
Mario: What?! I ain't kissing any of-
Bryan walks in
Mario: Rules are rules.
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Bri: I wonder if it hurts when your leg gets cut off...
Devin: Of course it does!
Bri: But where though?
Devin: In your le- wait....RIAN HELP US WITH THIS!
Rian: backs out of the room slowly
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Xylo: Wanna know how to keep your girlfriend from stealing your hoodie? Buy her the exact same one!
Relena: Foolish mortal! I shall have TWO ugly hoodies now!
Xylo: Great...wait, what?
That's all I got. XD
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Pup and Pack
FanfictionHe's been gone for two years. The Wild Hunt took him. The Alpha can't take it anymore when he starts having dreams of him. The scent grows stronger every day. (TRIGGER WARNING - mention of rape in Chapter Three, skip that chapter if triggering)
