vILLAIN tALK™

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Name key

Aoyama: Twink
Ashido: Acid trip
Tsu: FrIcKeN gAy FrOgSsS
Ida: dad
Uraraka: Chemicals in the water
Ojiro: Shy boio
Kaminari: Zapdos
Kirishima: Gay crocs
Koda: bby
Sato: Cocaine
Shoji: Tentacool
Jiro: Punk Rock
Sero; Flextape
Tokoyami: Murkrow
Todoroki: Candy cane
Hagakere: BiTch WhErE
Bakugo: Angry Pomeranian
Deku: Abortion gone wrong
Shinso: Eyebags™
Momo: Peaches
Awase: Villager
Tetsutetsu: $1.99

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Abortion gone wrongl: Listen- all I'm saying is, Scar was the best Disney villain.

dad: How'd you get to THAT conclusion?????

Shy boio: uhm, elaborate plz?

Peaches: Deku squad gathering. We are talking about Disney villains

Angry Pomeranian: What do you mean Scar is your favorite Villain, Nerd?

Abortion gone wrong: I never said he was my favorite! Just that he was the best!

Eyebags™: What do you mean he's the best?

Abortion gone wrong: Unlike most other Disney villains, Scar actually succeeded in his plan to take over the pride lands!! He reigned for like 5 years!!

Zapdos: You're right!!

Abortion gone wrong: I'm always right

Chemicals in the water: Oh yeah, like when you said Ursula had the best death in Disney??

Flextape: SHe totally did!

Gay crocs: She got I M P A L E D!!!!
Gay crocs: Pretty badass if you ask me!

Chemicals in the water: Exactly! Who gets impaled!!?

FrIcKeN gAy FrOgSsS: Olaf

Chemicals in the water:...

Abortion gone wrong: EXACTLY!!!

Chemicals in the water: JUST BECAUSE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER AND URSuLA BOTH GOT IMPALED DOESN'T MEAN SHE HAD THE BEST DEATH

Candy cane: I have to agree with Urarakakakakaka.

Angry pomeranian: But she totally had the best death

dad: No she didn't

Acid trip: She totally did

Abortion gone wrong: THAT'S IT!! I'm moving over to the bakusquad! They actually understand me!!

Chemicals in the water: Then we can't be the Dekusquad anymore!s

Abortion gone wrong: I prefer not to be called Deku as a nickname anymore
Abortion gone wrong: It's okay as a hero name but if you wanna call me by a nickname, call me Izu

Chemicals in the water: Then we can't be the Izusquad anymore!*

Abortion gone wrong: Thank you :)

Zapdos: Have you ever realised the fact that villains look really fucking cool?!

Abortion gone wrong: IKR!!??

Shy boio: Hey you know that pride party we were supposed to have in like June?

Abortion gone wrong: I don't know what you're talking about :)

Shy boio: So we are just going to gloss over the fact that you were going to force us to attend a pride party but we just didn't do it?

Abortion gone wrong: Yes :)

Twink: It's because Author~Chan is too ✨lazy✨ to write that chapter and has no motivation 

Author~Chan forced her way into the chat

Author~Chan: Shut the fuck up you twink or I'll turn you into a cheesy pretzel :)

Twink: Y-yes ma'am 

Author~Chan: This bitch just stuttered over text 🙄🙄🤣

Abortion gone wrong: I like this Author~Chan
Abortion gone wrong: Can you stay here?

Author~Chan: Oh dear,
Author~Chan: I'm always here :)

Abortion gone wrong: That's kinda creepy to say

Author~Chan: I know~
Author~Chan: NE ways
Author~Chan: I need to leave now
Author~Chan: Sero fix the fourth wall for me please and thank you 

Flextape: On it!

Author~Chan left the chat

Abortion gone wrong: Well that was weird 

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Aoyama: Author~Chan? Did you not know what to write so you just inserted yourself into the story?

ME: Shut up Aoyama! My offer still stands

Aoyama: Oh look at the time! I have to go-uhm- count my cheese! haha....yeah.. BYE READERS

Me: NE ways! Since the embodiment of Gay or European is back in his world... I hope you enjoyed this chapter! 

This is a warning ....Don't threaten my cookies 😁🔪🔪🔪

You know who you are :)

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