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by saraafazeli

by saraafazeli

"here, it says put your name here"
"i can fucking read you dipshit."
"im just trying to help girl keep ur chill."
"stephanie just help quietly. you are stressing me OUT!"
"ame hush i know what im doing."

amethyst and stephanie are making an online dating sits profile. no harm can come from it. but Stephanie thinks amethyst needs a boyfriend real bad because "she's getting too annoying." which amethyst thinks stephanie needs to calm her shit and LET HER LIVE!

while on the other side of the world

"mate it would be so much fun!"
"calum your drunk ass needs to stop."
"luuuuukkkeeee please it will be funny to see what girls hit on you by finding out you aren't famous!"
"calum."
"luke. please."
"fine let's just do this. nothing is going to come out of it. stupid."
"luke your personality is like beautiful don't worry we got this."

calum is drunk as fuck and luke is babysitting and then calum gets a swell idea of making an online dating profile to see if luke can get girls without his fame being shown to anyone. luke doesn't think so, but calum has [drunk] faith.