K4t walked toward her bedroom tiredly, longing for a nap. As she turned the doorknob, she smelled a smell. The kind of smell that made u die. The kind of smell that even Hades and Zeus would fear. What she saw on her 12 ft 20 in tall queen bed with gold rims shocked her. She saw the last thing she would have wanted to see. There, lying on her bed, rose petals and candles a lit, was her roommate, N. N was shirtless, wearing his lucky skin wretching skinny jeans, and showing his small stinky unwashed feet on your pillows.
He said, as you watch in utter horror, "Annyeonghaseyo, K4t dear. Come lay with me as we bask in your tick infested matress and breathe .2 cm in each others faces. Come now, don't be shy."
He slowly got up and strutted like a pigeon towards you while doing the debbie ryan hair tuck. K4t froze. Then she felt the rush of blood towards your face, cusping her tomato colored cheek in his hand.
He then finally whispered, "I made it especially to where i wore my lucky miku print speedo just to show off, and I haven't showered since quarantine started. Get ready, big girl~."
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A BLUNT SURPRISE
Fanfictiona short dumb run on story for fun. its with my friend K4t and the green pokemon tree man, N. Again this is just for shits n giggles. I made this at 12 Am too so... Edit: i made the picture (cover) in like 5 minutes ahahahaaaaaa dont judge its suppos...
