Use to be~ Robert Georges

gorilla gripping coochie-😳

Roberts pov
Today is the day I'll be leaving y/n. As we start to pack our bags to leave to the airport y/n grabs me and drags to her room.
R: y/n what are you doing? I say confused.
Y/n: don't tell anyone this but I'll miss you the most out of the guys. She caresses my cheek ( not his ass tho👀)
We stare at each other and her eyes are pure lust as the sunlight hits her.Fuck it. I grab her face and we kiss passionately.
I pull away and say "uh I should get going"
She clears her throat "um yeah I'll miss you"
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*Skip to when they arrive back in New Jersey*
We left our luggage's at our houses and drove to Mattias house. The car ride was mad quiet. Usually when it was this quiet y/n would've been laughing cause of how quiet it was.
Ale: so....
K: man fuck this... I miss y/n/n.
M: you mean the strap? He chuckles.
Ro: eww why would you remind me of that.
M: of what? The strap?
R: umm Chile I agree with kairi now who's gonna make fun of each of us.
Ro: I can.
Alv: nah your jokes are ight but y/n's are elite and superior.
Ro: I-
M: were here but he didn't lie tho. No one can top her humor and how dark it is.
(A/n: dark humor is NOT racism or making fun of someone's insecurities, race, skin color, religion, beliefs or looks. It is making jokes about YOUR OWN trauma)
Mattia unlocked the front door and we see his mom and gianluca in the living room watching something.
M/m(mattia's mom): hey guys where's y/n. She gets up to greet us.
M: about that ma.
Gi: is she okay?
Ro: she had to move back with her brother in Washington.
M/m: wait and she didn't even get to say goodbye to me? I'm gonna miss my daughter.
Gi: uh mom she isn't your daughter tho.
M/m: she's the daughter I always wanted.
Gi: uh anyways gimme her number so we could play Roblox together again.
M: whatever text her on Roblox or something.
Gi: we always text on Roblox but it's always hashtags and stuff so send it to me please.
M: ight here
K: let's go on live. He says as Mattia guides us to his room downstairs.
Alv: say less.
Ale: tell y/n to hop on the live.
I grab my phone and text her " yo hop on our live we'll add you"
Y/n: okay but y'all better not be dry.
Me: I promise🐒🤎
R: she's says she's gonna get in but we can't be dry.
...
Y/n:hey bitches. She joins the live but it seems like she didn't go to sleep all day.
M: damn y/n did you even sleep last night.
Y/n: nope. her room was kinda dark with her led lights and a blanket is on top of her head.
Ro: were you crying?

Y/n: yeah I was rewatching greys anatomy and I didn't go to sleep cause I may or may not broke Adams leg and I had to care of him now. She says as she scratches the back of her neck.

Alv: how did you break his leg? It's only been a day since we left and all this happened.

Y/n: well, I told him to get me some ice cream from upstairs and he comes running downstairs with it but he wanted to play with me so he hit me and i threw something and it hit the back of his leg which made him fall down the stairs breaking his leg.

Ro: and to the best sister award goes to y/n y/m y/l/n.

User83: omg sibling goals😍🙈
Y/n: "sibling goals" periodt.
M: why do you have to take care of him?

Y/n: well in y/b/n's words I broke his leg and now he's my responsibility so now I'm literally his personal slave and I have to take him to the bathroom like chilee you got like 3 limbs left, go crawl like how you use to when you were a few months old and on the other hand I have to cook him dinner and you guys know I hate cooking unless it's cereal.

Ro: your family deserve a show.

M: right that's what I thought.

Y/n: wait hold on someone's coming in my room.

??: y/n? . I guess the person was Mo

Y/n: yeah?

Mo: care to explain why Adam keeps on saying the word "Coochie"

Me and the guys look at each other like😳

Y/n: well I was talking to y/s/n about how I have a gorilla gripping coochie-

Mo: and that's my cue to Leave. But why does HE keep saying it?

Y/n: well before you interrupted me I was gonna say he was next to us and he heard our conversation.

Mo: you guys are so weird.
He left the room and we burst out laughing.
She notices us.
Y/n: fuck you guys heard us.
M: ima have to sit this one out.
Ro: I just sit back and observe.
K: anyways what are you doinnnn?
Y/n: well I was just watching porn😍
Alv: I-
Mattias eyes widened and he made her leave the live
@Y/n.y/l/n: hey let me back in, you bitch.

Y/n: anyways it's like 3am here let me get some Z's peasants.
She left the live and we were just making fools out of ourselves. We slept over at Mattias house since we had nothing better to do.
*next day*
As I was sleeping on Mattias couch we all wake up to someone blowing up our phones.

New messages from y/n🍒👀 to "bad bitcheth😌💅🏾"

Y/n🍒👀
Wobbly wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin'

Y/n🍒👀
Ass so fat, all these bitches' pussies is throbbin'

Daddy Ro🍆😳
Are you sure about that?

Y/n🍒👀
Is that even a question? Ofc!
Y/n🍒👀
So back to what I was saying.
Y/n🍒👀
Bad bitches, I'm your leader, Phantom by the meter
Somebody point me to the best ass eater

Edgar 2.0🤠💩
*Points to Robert*

Robby👁👃🏾👁
Alvaro stfu🙄

  Y/n🍒👀
Who said he was the best ass eater?

Rawr🦖❤️
Then who is?
Must be me🙈

Y/n🍒👀
Nah it's me

Edgar🐒🤎
Robby, did you change your name to 'me'

Y/n🍒👀
Wait that's not what I meant
🙄

Kai🍤❤️
Y/n/n FaceTime me bestie🥺

Y/n's pov.
I press the FaceTime button in our gc and all I hear is random voices.
Y/n- hey peasants
I set my phone on one of my pillows and was cuddling with my stuffed animal.
M: y/n are you high?
Y/n: dude I'm way past high.
Ro: your eyes are so fucking red
Y/n: whatever if you guys keep asking me questions I'm just gonna end the call and play Roblox with my baby Gian.
K: I thought I was your baby.
Y/n: about that🥱