SHE DA QUEEN AND SHE KNOWS IT SO SHE MAKES EVERYONE TREAT HER AS SUCH.
THE AMOUNT OF GIFTS SHE GOT BEAT FUCKING MOUNT EVEREST
WHO KNEW SWITZERLAND COULD YODEL WITH SUCH DIGNITY (only for you sis)
THEY'RE ALL BOWING AT HER AS SHE SITS ON HER THRONE (it's a throne made out of the flesh and blood of her enemies, curtesy of the magic trio)
YOU THINK AMERICA'S FIRE WORKS ARE IMPRESSIVE?? HERS IS FUCKING MAJESTIC
THE FOOD IS FIT FOR A GOD (naturally (curtesy of France, China and Turkey))
And it all ends with Liechtenstein giving every nation a kiss on the cheek and a gift bag as a thank you while Switzerland stands by with a loaded shotgun.
