*BEEP BEEP BEEP* Whack!
Patton sat up and stared at Virgil. "Did you just whack me and my alarm clock at the same time?"
Virgil grinned, and raised the pillow over his head again. "Yep! And I'm about to do it again if you don't get up within the next 5 seconds. It's your wedding day!"
Patton lunged and tackled Virgil in a hug, and Virgil fell to the ground. "Oh my gosh I am getting married today! Common Virgil! We have to go get dressed! And eat! And go to the Venue!"
Patton started dragging Virgil and he busted out laughing. "Well hopefully not in that order, and Patton, this is my house! Stop dragging me, I know where we are going!"
-_-_-_-
Meanwhile, Roman woke up a slight different way.
"Oof!"
Logan glared at an excited Roman.
"You have five seconds to get off me and tell me why you deigned to wake me by jumping on me, or Patton will find himself a widow very early."
"Logan, Logan, Logan!" Roman said, bouncing off Logan and spinning around the room. "I'm getting married today! No time for sleep, we have to get ready! We have to be at the Venue in 4 hours! There's so much to do! Let's go!"
Roman started pulling Logan, and Logan just sighed, exasperated but with a fond look on his face.
"Just because this is your house doesn't mean you get to drag me everywhere! Now, the makeup artist will be here in an hour, so let's go ahead and eat breakfast while we can.
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Once everyone was ready and fed, they all headed to the Venue. Roman and Logan stayed in the Bridal Suite, and Patton and Virgil were in the Groom's Suite.
"Roman! If you get water on that dress I will kill you!"
"Logan, it's water! And my dress! Now stop delaying and go get dressed!"
Logan crossed his arms, and Roman glared. "Do not test me, I will go Bridezilla on you. Now go. Get. Dressed."
Logan scoffed, but went to go dressed. Roman let out a victory whoop, and Logan grinned at finally getting Roman to calm down.
-_-_-_-
"Patton, I don't know about this. How did I let you talk me into this? This was a bad idea, I look-"
"Finish that sentence and I will physically fight you! I'm sure you look wonderful! Now let me see!"
Virgil walked out from behind the changing screen, and Patton squealed.
"You look awesome! I love it! Ooo! Spin spin spin!"
Virgil smiled at Patton's begging and did a little twirl.
"Ah! I love it! This was a great idea! You look adorable in your blue skirt, and the red vest was a good choice!"
Virgil looked at his vest and smiled. "Yeah, Logan suggest that wear matching but opposite outfits. He picked out the vests. Roman got the skirts."
Patton laughed, grabbed Virgil's hand. "Holy shit, I'm getting married in 30 minutes!"
Virgil stared open mouthed. "You just cursed. And yes you are! You look amazing! Baby blue is definitely your color, and I love the bow tie!"
Patton giggled and took a bow. "I'm gonna be Roman's Prince Charming!"
The door open and the new person smirked. "I'm glad you said that, because I can make a fabulous dramatic entrance now."
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The Astronomer and The Florist
FanfictionLogan gets passed up for a promotion in favor of the boss's nephew, and he gets Virgil's help to say 'fuck you' in flowers. (It's better than it sounds, I promise)