Haikyuu Oneshot Book

KonoKomi Nonsense (READ WARNING)

So, this oneshot may not be what you guys want to read, and if so, that's perfectly ok. I just please ask that you not go out of your way to make fun of or harass me for writing this. This took me a lot of time to make and a lot of courage to post. So read at your own risk. Thank you very much!!!

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"You're so cute, oh my god."

Komi snarled, but the feral sound lost its fright as his scowl slowly morphed into a shaky grin. Konoha looked down at his boyfriend fondly, his own lips quirked into a soft smile. He gently lowered his fingers towards Komi's torso, his fingertips barely centimeters above the skin. Komi shifts slightly and turns his head away, his face now a light shade of pink as his grin wobbled again.

"Don't you fucking dahahare..." he tries to threaten, but once again his pink face and trembling voice betray him.

Konoha wiggles his fingers slightly, and coos teasingly when Komi flinches away, biting his lip in anticipation. He faints his hands downward, and Komi flinches again, a single nervous giggle escaping before he bites his lip again, his face reddening in embarrassment.

"Don't fuhucking tease mehe, bitch!" Komi manages to choke out defiantly. "Just you wait until this is over, I'm going to fucking wreck you so bad you won't even-- ahahahAHAHAHAHA!"

Komi shrieked as Konoha's fingers suddenly dug into his stomach, arching his back once before crashing back down onto the bed and dissolving into laughter.

Konoha's smile widened into a grin as he watch Komi squirm and struggle as much as he could with his hands tied behind his back. "What was that babe?Go on and tell me. You're gonna wreck me so bad I won't even what?"

Komi sputtered, trying to stop laughing enough to form a retort, (or at least a half assed apology) but Konoha was relentless, his fingers scribbling and digging carefully into the lean muscle of his belly, making sure he had no choice but to just take it and laugh.

"I, I..."

Was all he managed to say before he threw his head back against the bed, bucking and squirming as Konoha's fingers kept up their assault.

It seemed like an eternity before Konoha finally stopped, keeping his fingers resting gently against Komi's belly. Komi took the opportunity to catch his breath, his chest heaving as he took in much needed gulps of air.

He looked up at Konoha, his face flushed with heat and his breathing erratic. "Yohou... son-of-a-bitch..." he rasped. "That wasn't fair..."

Konoha just grinned back at him, enjoying the view as Komi pulled himself together. "I never said it would be fair, Komi. I just said that I would go easy, which I did."

Komi squawked indignantly. "You call that "going easy?" I was fucking dying!"

Konoha poked Komi's belly with a single finger, chuckling heartedly as Komi recoiled away with a surprised laugh. "That's cause you're sensitive here..." he crooned teasingly. "Just so ticklish on your cute wittle belly, ain't ya?"

Komi whined around a laugh, fidgeting from side to side as Konoha took his pointer fingers and poked him relentlessly from both sides. "Stohop," he whimpered. "Cut it ouhuhuhut! You're so mehehehean!"

Konoha relented after a few more moments of poking, still smiling wickedly. "Oh, am I being mean?" He asks as he shifts himself down until his face is level with Komi's belly. "Am I really being mean?"

Komi's eyes widen, and he grins nervously, his face noticeably red. "Wait, no, Konoha, I didn't mehehean it, nohoHOHO!"

Konoha presses a messy kiss against Komi's belly, and Komi is giggling and squirming as his legs flail helplessly. Konoha nuzzles his nose along Komi's waistline, gently nibbling at the soft skin. Komi squeaks again, the sensation sending ticklish zings up through his nerves and right into his brain.

Konoha suddenly stops and looks back up at Komi, pondering his boyfriend's breathless giggles and pleading eyes for a moment before shrugging and leaning back down, giving Komi a loud, ticklish raspberry right below his belly button.

To say Komi laughed was an understatement, he fucking cackled.

"Akinori, n-nohoHOHOHOHO! STOHOP! NONONONONOHOHO!"

"You are so ticklish, oh my god, its amazing." Konoha murmurs against his skin before he blows another raspberry. It gets even worse when Konoha brings his fingers back into the mix, vibrating intensely against the sides of his belly, and fuck, it tickles so bad, it's too much-

"ST-STOHOHOHOP--" he pleads, unshed tears finally leaking from behind tightly closed eyelids. He laughs loudly as Konoha nips gently at his lower stomach, kissing a trail back up to the center of his belly. "I-I'M GONNA DIHIHIE!"

Konoha sighs against Komi's stomach, making Komi let out an unflattering snort, before he relents. "Alright, alright, I'll stop."

He sits back up, surveying his work proudly. Komi shuddered as he gasped gratefully, his bright red face streaked with tears and his mouth curled into an infectious smile. Konoha leaned down, his heart swelling with happiness as Komi shrunk away from him with a giggle. He shushed him quickly, pressing a soft kiss to his forehead before whispering in his ear. "Not so fun being on the receiving end is it, Haruki?"

Komi giggles again as he shakes his head. "Nohoho, it isn't," he agrees. "Jesus, fuhuhuck, you wehehere merciless..."

Konoha's lips twitch into a smile, and he gently tickles Komi's belly again just to watch him squeal and squirm before he's turning him over and freeing his boyfriend from his bonds. Komi groans, sitting up and turning before wrapping his arms around Konoha. Konoha laughs, allowing himself to be dragged on top of Komi's chest.

"You were so cute." Konoha muses as Komi aggressively starts to spoon him. "So cute, giggly, and ticklish."

"Yeah, yeah." Komi growls softly, then he's tightening his hold on Konoha's torso and pressing his mouth on his collarbone and Konoha chokes on a giggle.

"But not nearly as cute, giggly, and ticklish as you're about to be."