Escaping this reality- 💗 soudam 🖤

Chapter 3 Operation pastel goth

Sonia: Exactly, but I'm sick of this, you two could get along perfectly! Yet you can't stop hatting each other because of me, so you've let me no choice. If you two don't start acting like friends I'm finishing my friendships whit each of you!

Kazuichi: Do we have too really?

Sonia: Yes, and no buts, you two are gonna start acting like friends effect now!

Gundham: It's fine by me.

Kazuichi: Well if miss Sonia wants it I guess...- he akward looked at Gundham and sat on his desk. The breeder thought none of it, as the other boy silently sat on his desk.

**
After P.E. (the last class they had in the morning) they went to the courtyard as usual.

Kazuichi: Did he really called me that?...

Hajime: You were being an ass.

Sonia: HAJIME!! I'm sure he didn't mean it like that Kazuichi.

Kazuichi: How are you sure?

Sonia: He wasn't insulting the real you, just how you act, you know it isn't true.

Kazuichi: Is it tho?- he was left whit no answer as the ultimate breeder got next to them.

Gundham: Hello, can I seat whit you mortals?

Sonia: Of course!- everyone started eating, but of course not Kazuichi.

Gundham: Why aren't you eating mortal Kazuichi?- he asked confused.

Kazuichi: I'm not hungry.

Fuyahiko:That's fucking bullshit.

Sonia: Oh so it's one of those days?- the mechanic nodded while the breeder was extremely confused.

Hajime: You know what to do guys.

Nagito: That's not needed today, I accidentally packed two lunches today, you can have one.- he said handing out a bento box to Kazuichi.

Kazuichi: Thanks dude!

Nagito: It was my fault it happened in the first place, I'm sorry my bad luck gave you such inconvenience.- as he said that the pink hair one had already started to eat.

Gundham: What in the hell I just witnessed?

Sonia: Oh nothing, sometimes when Nagito's bad luck targets Kazuichi he forgets to pack lunch, that's all!

Gundham: Seams plausible.

Hajime: So Sonia, that thing in your house is still up?

Sonia: Yeah, why wouldn't it be?

Hajime: I don't know, maybe you would have realized by Nagito coming there is gonna be a good  2:55 minutes that he is gonna be singing that song.

Fuyahiko: How the fuck do you know the exact time of "Fingers in is ass"?

Hajime: Every time I go to Nagito's house it's the most painfully long minutes of my life.

Kazuichi: For you to know you must pass almost all your life there!- he said laughing.

Nagito: Nah, sometimes I do it when I'm at his house if I haven't prayed for our lord and savior sans.- eveyone laughs except Gundham who was lost in the inside jokes of the group.

Fuyahiko: Then that's a lot of fucking you've been doing.

Hajime: It's not like that.

Kazuichi: I do have to agree whit boss baby.

Hajime: Shut up shark boy!- as they were talking Gundham finished eating and was now playing whit his dark devas of destruction, the girl of course noticed it.

Sonia: How are your devas?

Gundham: They are wonderful, want to hold Cham-P?- Gundham was very protective of his devas so to let someone pick up one of them, you must be someone that he dearly trusted, in the school only Sonia could.

Sonia: It would be an honor.- she holded the big deva next to Kazuichi that now looked at Champ-P.

Kazuichi: They are so cute.- he said innocently, just trying to bond with the breeder, but that was a mistake.

Gundham: Cute? I can assure you that there's none of "cute" in my dark devas, one day they'll rule over you in hell there's nothing of cute in that!

Kazuichi: Oh sorry... I guess they are terrifying?- he said trying to get the situation better.

Gundham: Exactly, terrifying.- he said embarrassed, his hearth warming up as the mechanic said that, it reminded him of what his best friend said when he told her the same thing. Kazuichi didn't noticed it, but on the other side the princess did and was super excited,the little she had planned was working out so they definitely had to plan the rest and she already had an idea.

**
They got to Sonia's house and got in, all 4 boys went whit her to her room where it was a white board. After a long song and Nagito, being pretty much a meme at this point, they started.

Sonia: So we are here to help our friend Kazuichi.

Hajime: I think you meant shark boy.

Fuyahiko: Nah, everyone's knows she meant the biggest virgin alive.

Kazuichi: Can you guys stop?!

Sonia: Has I was saying, we are gonna help him get someone for once in his life so, I've started the plan this morning. Now the next step is gonna be a party!

Nagito: Why a party?

Sonia: Beacuse they gonna be made to talk to each other! Once the party starts, we are basically all be to occupied, or at least pretend to be and making so Gundham actually tried talking to Kazuichi.

Kazuichi: Where is gonna be the party?

Sonia: My house of course!

Hajime: Is something missing in that plane, it seams very vague.

Nagito: Yeah something sounds off.- they were interrupt by a phone ringing.

Kazuichi: Oops, sorry guys I have to go, bye.- he said getting up and going away.

Sonia: Yeah something was missing but none of them can know it.

Hajime: It looked like that.

Sonia: Welcome to the operation pastel goth!

Fuyahiko: That's a lame name.

Sonia: Then think of something better boss baby!

Fuyahiko: Operation soudam?

Nagito: That's to obvious I prefer Sonia's.

Hajime: Same here.

Sonia: Ok now that's done, let's go to the important stuff! It's a very complex and detailed plan so you are gonna be here a while.

Fuyahiko: Can we eat something?

Sonia: Of course, we need to be productive so I'll explain while you eat.

Hajime: Do you have orange juice?

Sonia: I know you Hajime, I stock up.

Nagito: And bagel's?

Sonia: I was expecting that question as well.

Fuyahiko: Holy shit you are so predictable.

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-Missevilxd