Escaping this reality- 💗 soudam 🖤

Chapter 21 Don't be such a edge lord

Kazuichi went to the patio to eat lunch whit is friends, who where quick to question him.

Sonia: Where were you Kazuichi?!

Hajime: That and your edge lord boyfriend...

Fuyahiko: Bet shark boy couldn't handle it and they fucked.

Kazuichi: N-NO!- he's rebuttal was completely ignored.

Nagito: Nah, he doesn't have "the walk".- Fuyahiko looked confused but not as confused as Sonia, as she wondered that maybe it was just common knowledge amongst the English speaking people.

Sonia: What is this "the walk"- she made air quotation marks- you're speaking of?

Fuyahiko: Yeah the fuck is up whit that.- Hajime simply chuckled as then he took a sip of his orange juice.

Hajime: Ya know the, I'm the bottom walk?- he took another sip of his precious drink.

Sonia: Ohhhhh I get it now!!- as this all was happening the mechanic was left whit basicly none response and in shock until he finally processed what it just been said.

Kazuichi: Wait why the fuck you guys think I'm a bottom?!?- the ultimate hope spat his drink as he began to hysterically laugh amongst Nagito and Sonia, hell, Fuyahiko was trying his best not to laugh, failing miserably- What is it so funny?!

Sonia: Wait that wasn't a joke?

Kazuichi: Of course not!!

Sonia: Oh fuck! I'm sorry I shouldn't have laughed then.

Hajime: So you think you're a top?- he said still laughing, now on the ground crying, not noticing the waisted orange juice next to him.

Kazuichi: Yeah what's the funny part about it?!- Nagito put a arm around Kazuichi's shoulder.

Nagito: From a gay man here, I hate to break the news to you, but you're definitely a bottom at best switch.

Kazuichi: How could you be certain of that? It's not like we fucked or anything!- Sonia looked at him dead in the eyes and simply said.

Sonia: Gundham's a top.- everyone just stared at her.

Kazuichi: What?!

Sonia: You heard me.

Fuyahiko:How do you fucking know that?!

Sonia: I'm his best friend, he shared some details, I will not go in depth.

Gundham: Good.- everyone jumped as they finally noticed the boy standing behind them.- If you do not mind, could any of you inform me in what's going on?

Fuyahiko: Nothing really it's just Hajime crying over spilled orange juice.- the boy only now noticed that and got on his knees.

Hajime: HOLY SHIT MY ORANGE JUICE!!! WHY DID THE WORLD TAKE YOU?! YOU WERE TO YOUNG!!

Sonia: He really gets... What's the word?... Melodramatic? About his orange juice.

Fuyahiko: Yeah it's called dumb bitch disease, Kazuichi has it to.

Kazuichi: HEY WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?!?

Fuyahiko: Sorry dude, I don't make the rules.

Nagito: He absolutely does.

Time passed by and it was now time to go home. Not very exciting for the lover's as they had to pass by the reporters once more. This time Kazuichi wasn't ready for what appeared, they had made it to the car when he finally heard it.

Reporter: Kazuichi could you say what you think about the fact that the body of Mizuki Souda was found on her husband's property?- the mechanic almost began sobbing, stoping himself to punch the car.