Don't Read (Technoblade x Abraham Lincoln)

Chapter of Regrets

(A/n: I'm sorry I brought this upon earth)

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Technoblade felt his stomache let out another growl as he finally got out of the stupidly long lunch line. It was only the first day of school and Techno already wished it was over. All he wanted was food, but the lunch line had to take at least a few centuries to even move. And all Techno could do while he waited for the line to move was stare at his phone.

As Technoblade finally walked out of the lunch line, he walked over to an empty table at the edge of the cafeteria and sat down. Even though school food is shit he still quickly digged into his meal. When you're hungry, food is food.

The second he started eating someone approached his table. I just wanna eat my food in peace, why is that so hard.

"Can I sit here?" The person asked. He was rather tall, rawboned and lanky, but muscular.
No "Sure."

The other student set his tray down and took a seat. He then proceeded to take out a laptop with a big BLM sticker on it and started working on something. What kind of nerd does school work during lunch. Technoblade thought, staring at the dude before going back to his food.

Lunch ended in a flash. Techno finished a good amount of the food he got, while the other student ate a singular apple as he worked. They threw away their trash and both started heading towards their respective classes. As Technoblade walked down the halls he thought about the day so far. It was okay. It's school, and the first day, nothing that interesting happens. Well except this year something special's happening.

The thought of the thing made Techno a little nervous. Partly because it involved socializing with a person. One of the few things in the world Techno can't try hard at.

Technoblade was about to round the corner of the hall before something came crashing into him.

"Dude! Watch where you're going!" The kid who crashed into him exclaimed from the floor.

"What do you mean 'watch where your going? You're the one who crashed into me!" Technoblade retorted. Bruh, is this kid really trying to challenge me. The kid was shorter than him, dark haired, dark skinned, and wore a blue hoodie.

"NO, you're clearly the one who crashed into me!" He said defiantly, even though it was clear that Techno would easily defeat him in a fight.

"Look dude, if you wanna start something do it off the school grounds," Technoblade replied back in his deep monotone voice. "I'm not about to get punished or something because I was wrongly accused of pushing a kid."

"Fine then we can go outside right now and 1v1."

"We have class in like 30 seconds."

The other student couldn't argue with Techno's flawless logic.

"Whatever you're still the one who crashed into me."

Techno was about to retort back before being interrupted by some other student running towards the blue hoodie kid. He was about the same height as blue hoodie dude, wore glasses, and a black jacket with red linings.

"Skeppy!" He yelled, a bit out of breath. "What are you doing here? We were supposed to meet up at my locker and head to class together and now we're gonna be late."

The student then turned to Technoblade who the kid, apparently named Skeppy, was glaring at.

"Who is this?"

"No one. C'mon let's go to class, Bad," Skeppy responded. He turned to Bad and smiled to him as though Techno wasn't even there. "Betchu I can beat you to class."

"Oh your on, Skeppy. I'm gonna muffin you so hard." And they were gone just like that.

This Skeppy dude confused Techno. One moment he's trying to start something with him next moment Techno is third wheeling between him and his friend. It was the first day and Technoblade already got in a fight with some weirdo. Sometimes school just be like that, so Techno just went on with the day as normal.

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It was the last class. Technoblade sat back in his seat next to the window, thinking about playing video games when school finally ends. The teacher was still trying to get through everyone's names and was currently stuck on some long ass Indian name.

When the teacher finally managed to not butcher the names as much, Technoblade's attention activated. See at the last class of the first day of freshman year in high school, students were given a pill that'd allow them to see their red string of fate. It was put at the first day of high school since the government thought that before that kids should focus on education.

The red string ties two soulmates together. A soulmate is basically the one meant for you, whether platonically or romantically. And because it involved a person, it also involved socializing. Techno can already imagine the awkwardness when he meets his soulmate. Just wait til they hear that I play video games all day.

The teacher started explaining the whole pill thing even though everyone knew how it went.

"Now I will give everyone a pill and a cup of water. Do not consume it until I say you can."

She started giving out the pills and water. The whole class was already chattering loudly about their potential soulmates. Most of them excited, some of them nervous, and a few disgusted.

"I wish my soulmate was Yanjun." (insert fangirl sigh of author, Yanjun is bae, he is my pfp)

"I really hope my soulmate isn't a dude."

"My soulmate better be hot."

"I don't want a soulmate."

"What if my soulmate doesn't like potatoes?"

It felt like a whole century had gone by when the teacher finally was done handing everything out. Technoblade eyed the small round red cylindrical thing in front of him. It looked completely normal. Kind of reminds him of a red tic tac.

"Okay everyone you can swallow the pill now."

Techno swiftly ate the pill and chugged down his water. The first thing he felt was a weird tingle in his body. Then his vision blurred and blacked out. So this is what it feels like to do LSD. After a second or two it stopped.

Now on his pinky was tied a little red string. Immediately Techno's eyes followed the string. Most of the other kids in class's eyes went to the door, but Techno's went to the back of the class. The string wound up a desk in the very last row, tied around a hand that was resting a top a laptop with a large BLM sign on it.

Their eyes met for an awkward second before Technoblade turned away. It was the kid who had sat next to him at lunch. Out of all the people on earth it had to be him and he had to literally be in the same exact country, state, city, school, and class as me. Fate was not currently in his favour. It could've been some kid in China that I could've procrastinated meeting for another fourteen years, but nooooo.

So now that he finally knew his soulmate and his soulmate knew him all he had to do was approach them. Which would probably be easy if Technoblade wasn't Technoblade, but alas the gods had nerfed him by giving him ADHD and social anxiety.

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(A/n: why did u read this u absolute fool, now all ur brain cells will die from this awfulness)