Bobtram (A Bob Duncan x Bertram Winkle)

Bob's Mistake

(Sorry like I hate having to indent before a paragraph, so I'm just not going to anymore.)

"So, how did you like Spencer?"

"Oh, Teddy. I want you to know he is a kind young man."

"Wow. Thanks, Dad."

"You should definitely break up with him."

"WHAT!?"

"I said, you should definitely break up with him."

Teddy then woke up. She looked at her clock. 'Oh my God. I'm late,'
she thought. She didn't bother to make her bed, got changed. Teeth, hair, face. Rushed down the stairs and grabbed toast. "BYE guys!" Teddy yelled with toast in her mouth.

"Hey, Teddy."

"Hi, Spencer."

"You look rushed."

"Thanks."

"I didn't mean to insult you. I thought you were going to explain yourself, haha."

"Oh. So now I have to explain myself? Thanks, Spencer." Teddy stormed off.

"Teddy! Wait! I didn't mean it like-"

"Oh you made it very clear what you meant."

"Teddy, I- I-" By then, Teddy was gone. "Damn it."

•••••••

"You wouldn't believe what just happened," Teddy, now speaking to Ivy, announced.

"What? What happened?"

"Let's just say it involved Spencer."

"Oh no. What did he do?"

"We greeted each other and then he told me that I looked rushed."

Ivy gasped at this. "No."

"Yes, he did."

"What a jerk!"

"I know. Then he tried to explain himself. Just made it worse."

"What did he say?"

"I didn't mean to insult you. I thought you were going to explain yourself."

"Really? You have to explain yourself now? Wow."

"I know, right?"

"Just out of curiosity... Why we're you late?"

"I slept in. My dream was, well, not one I hoped for."

"What happened?"

"My dad told me that I should break up with Spencer."

"Oh, that's strange."

"It was.... But... Do you think it was a sign?"

"Oh, no. Dreams are like that sometimes. Once, I had a dream I was told to ditch my mother's funeral."

"Yikes. That's messed up. But your mother is still alive..."

"It was futuristic. And you can't say your dream wasn't.:

"You're right."

••••••

"Hey, Mom. Back from school."

"How'd it go?"

"I got mad at Spencer."

"What did he do?"

"I'm tired, I'd rather not say. I already told Ivy."

"Well okay. Be back downstairs in an hour. We are going somewhere."

"Okay!" Teddy dozed off into another dream.

"Teddy, Teddy! Come back! Please!"

"No, Spencer. I've had enough."

"Please, just let me say what I meant."

"Fine. Go ahead."

"Thank you. All I wanted to know was why you were wearing your shoes on the wrong feet?"

"That's not any of your concern."

"I know, it's not. But I had thought you would tell me. Since I'm your boyfriend."

"Just because you're my boyfriend doesn't mean- Alright, fine. It wasn't a big deal anyway. I slept in because a dream I had. I was tired and put my shoes on the wrong feet."

"Oh, okay. Well I apolo-"

"My dad told me to break up with you."

"W- Wh- What? Re- Really? I- I thought he liked me. I really did."

"It was the dream."

"Oh, that makes sense, I guess."

"Teddy! Teddy! Wake up!"

"Hmm?" Teddy woke up to see her mother. "Oh. Hi, Mom."

"Brush your hair. It's all messy. Then get in the car. We have to go."

"Where are we going anyway?"

"It's a surprise."

"Oh, okay." Teddy yawned and got from her bed to brush her hair. Once she was done, she walked downstairs and went into the garage to see her mother and father waiting for her.

"Get in."

"Okay, Dad."

"Bob, do we really have to listen to this?"

"Amy, you know this is my-"

"I know, I know. I've heard it a million times. The Bob Duncan Experience, yadda, yadda, yadda."

"Hey, Teddy," Bob whispered.

"Yeah?"

"How'd it go with Spencer?"

"Not so great. I'd rather not speak of it."

"Okay."

••••••

As Bob was lying in his bed, he realized something. Something he'd never thought of before. He knew Teddy loved her boyfriend.... But did he too? Bob knew he was bisexual, otherwise he wouldn't have married Amy. He knew what he thought was wrong. PEDO PEDO PEDO! Bob woke up. (Yeah Bob isn't a pedophile. You thought he was?)