I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVITY NOT GAY (Soudam)

chapter 4

(Gundam's POV)

After feeding my BEASTS OF DOOM! I needed something to do for the day. The mortal that is working on my automotive, known as kazuichi souda does interest me. I would like to get to know him better as he peeks my interest, but I do not have a way to contact him other than his work phone in which is not the correct way to tell someone you would like to spend time with them. Oh I do believe the dark princess may have his number, he has tried to win her over multiple times so possibly she remebers his number.

[THE DARK PRINCESS 🥀]

Me: DO YOU HAVE MORTAL KAZUICHIS CONTACT INFORMATION?

THE DARK P... : I believe so do you need it?

Me: YES I DO I NEED TO CIDNRT HIM

Me: **CONTACT

THE DARK P... : I think it's ###-###-#####

Me: THANK YOU 🖤🖤

THE DARK P... : You're welcome 🖤🖤

[###-###-#####-]
Me: HELLO IS THIS NUMBER KAZUICHI SOUDAS?

###: yea, whos this

(Nick name changed to Souda🖤)

Me: THE GREAT GUNDAM TANAKA

Souda🖤: how'd ya get my #?

Me: THE DARK PRINCESS

Souda🖤: oh so she did get my number right she just never texted me 😔

Me: YES I BELIEVE SO

Me: I BELIEVE I SHOULD GET TO THE POINT OF GETTING YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT INFORMATION

Me: SHALL WE HANGOUT TODAY? YOU SEEM INTERESTING TO ME MORTAL AND I WOULD ENJOY HANGING OUT OUTSIDE OF YOU WORKING ON MY VEHICLE

Souda🖤: mmmmm sure that sounds pretty kool actually when do ya want to

My cold dead dark heart seemed to flutter in my chest, making me feel as if I was floating. I AM AN ICE DEMON WITH NO SOUL OR EMOTIONS HOW CAN THIS MORTAL MAKE MY HEART "FLUTTER"!! I assume this is why I am attracted to being his friend

Me: ANYTIME THAT IS OK WITH YOU MORTAL I AM FREE ALL WEEKEND

Souda🖤: I'm free today if you are

Me: I AM AS WELL WHAT TIME IS GOOD FOR YOU?

Souda🖤: anytime really

Me: how about in an hour?

Me: THAT WAS MENT TO. BE YELLED!!!!

Souda🖤: haha yeah sure

Souda🖤: I'll see you then I guess

Me: YOU WILL!!! BE PREPARED!!!

I giggled and my phone clicked off, and I got ready for my arrival at Souda's lair of doom!

(Time skip brought to you by a lazy author)

As I arrived to Souda's lair of doom my birth giver kissed me on the cheek.

"Have fun sweetheart! And remember to call me when you want to come home! " My mother was a shorter woman in her 50s, having curly hair the color of the morning unlike my dyed hair.

"I will mother, thank you for the ride, I LOVE YOU!" I stepped out of the tiny car and made my way through the garage to the door knocking twice before hearing commotion and the door opening to an unfamiliar face. It was a man that looked similar to kazuichi and I assume is his father, the man was much less well kept. Having black hair unlike Kaz's bright pink hair, same teeth and an unruly scuffy beard. The man smelt or achohale and body oder.

"the fuck you want twerp?? " The man said in a daze, I presume he's intoxicated.

"Uh- I AM HERE TO SPEND TIME WiiitH *voice crack* YOUR SON" I try to seem confident. Another voice comes from behind him-

"Oh! Dad that's Gundam, letter in will you? " The man let me aside to go up the hallway, I felt, and smelt, his presence behind me as I walked. "Uhhhh were gonna go to my room now-"

Kazuichi grabbed me and dragged me down the hallway to his room. It was nice and xlean, the carpet must've been vacuumed recently. The room was medium sized having a twin sized bed in the center of the back walk and a couch and tv set. The bed was messy and there was a skirt and thigh highs???? On the bed. Souda noticed my weird look and looked behind me before throwing the pair in a closet-

"IGNORE That! And sorry about my dad, he's like that.... "

"It's fine I do not mind mortal" I smiled but silence dragged on, his face was slightly colored pink, presumably from the skirt incident. Souda rubbed his neck.

"Uhhhh so watcha' wanna do? " He looked to me.

"I don't know, what were you thinking? "

"Hmmm we could watch a movie, I have a fire stick so we can see what's on there- if you want"

"That sounds excellent! " We make our way to the couch and he hands me the remote telling me to pick something. After a while of scrolling and fighting on what to watch we land on Howl's Moving Castle. Neither of us had seen it.

As the movies went on I heard more and more yawns from souda before they stopped. Then I felt something nuzzle up to me only to see Souda laying on me asleep, I chose not to bother mortals rest and to continue on the movie. Souda scooted closer in his sleep and grabbed on to my arm, his soft breathing heated on my scarf heating me up fast. I've never had a mortal do this to me before what do I do?? I just stood still as he continued to cuddle up to me in his sleep, my stomach felt warm and my face was on fire. The warmth was making me tired but I wanted to stay up and to finish this magical movie! I didn't stay up much longer and fell into a deep rest with mortal kazuichi

(A/N: I wanted to try and write in Gundams POV to get used to how he talked but in this chapter I just kept falling out of character djdbfbfn)