As the day dragged along, I kept thinking of this morning and realizing that I do that kinda stuff often- AND NOT WITH GIRLS. I'm not gay though I just like to check out guys asses sometimes, I also like girls so I can't be. Girls are pretty and I like their perfumes they smell nice. I mean I couldn't even have sex with a guy! How would that work! See I'm so straight!
I marched to my car and pushed in the keys and right before I tuned it I remembered- I have to pick up HIM-. I got out of the car and leaned on the side waiting for GuNdAm TaNaKa to arrive. After a couple minutes looking at my nails and the ground I see a large shadow coming forwards me.
"AHAHAHA THE CHARIOT AWAITS FOR ME GUNDAM TANAKA! "
"Yep it does, " I kinda smile a bit and walk around to the other side to slide myself in the drivers seat. I turn on the car and as the engine starts up and the car shakes my stomach swirls- I feel sick......
"Uhhh, are you ok mortal? You seem a bit under the weather- perhaps the dark princess was right-" I guess my face showed how I felt- Gundam was talking softly for once
"Uhhh noOooooOoo I'm not siiiIIIick- JUST motion sick-" I held my tummy "can you drive? " I don't trust this guy with my car as its a really nice red and white with cream interior 1958 Ford thunder bird (he loves his cars) but it would be safer than me driving
"Yes I can mortal!" We switch seats and I curl up in a ball- imagine being so motion sock that you get sick from your OWN CAR starting up. The whole ride back was a daze but he didn't crash and the car didn't jerk much so I guess he's a pretty good driver.
"We have arrived! " I jump out of the car faster that you can say that the author is the embodiment of room temperature milk- and I stand for a second to collect my thoughts and come back to the world. "Are you sure your alright mortal? Would you like a refreshment? I can bring you one if you tell me the coordinates, "
"Uhhh yeahhh- the door in the back or the garage on the right uh the stairs to the kitchen then the left cupboard on the left side. Please get fridge water-" I sit down in the chair that's by the car letting my stomach settle after a bit gundma comes back with a glass of water.
"Oh thank you man" I smile and take the cup
"I've never seen anyone gets so sick from riding in a mobile beast"
"Yeah I have real bad motion sickness- I guess that why I pull apart the cars and not ride in them" I push air out of my nose in a laughter and stand back up. "Speaking of fixing cars I should get started in yours"
As I worked on the car Gundum stood by and watched when he needed to move I'd look at him and he'd awkwardly shuffle- it was kinda cute. I think I've been working for mmmm maybe 4 hours now?
"I'm about to start welding, so you can go outside if you want but if you want to watch I'll get you a helmet"
"Oh! I would enjoy watching you metal bend! If you don't mind- mortal"
"Nah I don't mind- hold on" I bend over digging through all the welding stuff and just stuff for cars in general- I grab two welding masks. The small one with nacho cheese stickers all over it and my dads. Handing him my dad's- he looks confused-
"Do you need help getting it on? "
"Yes please I require assistance mortal-"
"Ok get on your knees, your to tall for me help ya when you tower over me" He gets down in front of me and heart rate goes nuts- AM I DYING-! I softly brush his hair to the side and size the mask to his head. "There- is that good? "
"Yes! Thank you mortal! " He beams.
taking off my beanie to out on mine I stop when I see gundams face he looks supprized-
"What? Do I got something on my face? "
"Uh-uh! no! Just you have a lot more hair then I'd think-"
"Yeah it's thick and-" I shove that mask down smelling the metallic inside "I cut it myself- I don't know anything about hair haha! " I grabbed my welding wand ( that's not what it's called but its what I call them) " Do you have the mask on? It's about to get real bright! "
"Yes" I get started welding the front bumper back together- since when the car was crashed it folded in when i folded it back it wasn't as strong. Once done we both take off our-
"HAHAHAHAA-----"
"WHAT- HOW DARE THE LAUGH AT ME- "
"YOUR- YOUR HAIRRRR!!!!! HAHA! "
"HUHHHH DID YOUR METAL BENDING GEAR MESS UP I THE GREAT GUNDAM TANAKA'S IMAGE?? WHERE IS YOUR RESTROOM- I SHALL FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY!! "
"HAHA- Ha ha... I'll show you- heh" I lead him us the states past the kitchen to the bathroom. His hair is sticking in every which way making him look a crazy old person- his eyes narrow and his mouth hangs open.
"Hmph! HOW DARE THE-" He continues rambling on about his hair and how I killed his image as I giggle sitting on the toilet as he fixes his hair with water. Once he's done his hair is down to the side he looks at the clock- "it seems it is past my curfew- would you mind driving me home? "
"Yeah I can do that" He walk back down to the garage and to my car as we get in the car I take a second and breathe.
"Who would've known I would have this much fun fixing someone car?" I smile at gundam and start the car.
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I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVITY NOT GAY (Soudam)
Romansasouda works on gundams car and starts to get to know him, as he slowly starts to realize that he likes guys he forces himself to like girls only to look like a sexist ass. the cover art is by yours truly 💕💕 it's really bad tho so I'mma get starte...
