Idiots (Banginho) texting

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Minnie:
Yo how do you deal with a drunk female

Minho:
I don't know also when did you get a gf

Minnie:
She is my sister

Minho:
Makes sense

Minnie:
So help

Minho:
Basically you lock her in the garden so she can freeze until she becomes undrunk.

Minnie:
Great advice Minho hyung.
Man I never wanna get drunk
I mean you must have gotten drunk once right hyung?

Minho:
Yeah 😅
Anytime Minnie

Minnie:
Anyways how did Jisung convince you to even come to the wedding.

Minho:
.......um...........
I just love you and Sungie so I thought I'd come for you guys ☺️

Minnie:
Your bringing a date aren't you?

Minho:
Yes...

Minnie:
It's Christy right?

Minho:
Crispy aka Chris*
But yes

Minnie:
Well I am happy for your gay ass hyung

Minho:
Thanks?

Minnie:
Aww man I feel prestige.
Lee f*cking Minho just said thanks to me it sounded so cute.

Minho:
Firstly you can't hear texts
Secondly hot* I am not cute
Thirdly I may be your hyung but I am your mother as well so never call me 'lee f*cking Minho' again!!!

Minnie:
Wait mum imma change your contact name
Also
Hot your six pack abs
None existence

Momhoe :
But I have charm
All coz I am the hottest fire out their

Minnie:
Bro your cute fight me.
Your charm is your cuteness
Like come on your the cutest bean out there

Momhoe:
Seungmo stop!!

Minnie:
Ew your disgusting

Momhoe:
What'd I do now tf?

Minnie:
You disgust me hyung
WHO IN THE NAME OF GOD USES TWO !!
You use one or three
Anything above that is weird like four of five unless it like !!!!!!!!!!! That's okay but !!!! Doesn't look okay but like !! Ew hyung ew. Can't believe I typed that

Momhoe:
I-
Okayyy? Moving on SEUNGMO

Minnie:
Please stop or your cute

Momhoe:
I guess I am cute then Seungmo

Minnie:
Anyways be ready.
Also can't wait to meet Crease

Momhoe:
Bruh it's Chris

Minnie:
Yeah yeah whatever

Momhoe:
Hey can you sing for me

Minnie:
Hyung...I-i can't

Momhoe:
Please sing for me like mum used to I really miss her.
Sing me to sleep like she used to please
Sing to my broken inside
Sing me a song which will over power all my emotions
Sing for me Seungmin sing for me please

Minnie:
I love you hyung I am always here for you that why I am gonna sing a song called you can stay

A/N
I am not ready for the angst even thought I am the writer. Also long writing chap or short writing chap even if it's not an angst chap like just in general. Thanks

Peace out ✌️ bye