Bill: HEY SHOOTING STAR!!
Mable: UGH! Bill, I won't make a deal with you!!
Bill: it's not that! I just wanted to tell you a riddle, you up for it?
Mable: fine.
Bill: what's got four legs and isn't alive!?!?
Mable: nice try, it's a chair.
Bill: *holding Mable's dead dog* not this time.....
(If you have any suggestions for quotes pls comment them, I'll put them in AND credit you!!)
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Gravity falls book of incorrect quotes
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