"God, I wish having sex was more like basketball."
"What do you mean?" Yoongi looks at me, a mix of confusion and curiosity on his face.
"Like a physical act, two people should be able to have sex like they're playing basketball. Noone feels the nee...
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"So the first thing on your list says" Yoongi grabs my piece of paper and unfolds it while I watch in anticipation "Bondage"
I watch his expression closely but he doesn't seem shocked in the slightest "I think this one you definitely have done before"
"God DAMNIT" I yell in defeat, grabbing the shot glass.
"I KNEW IT!" he shouts "When did you try this then?"
"I actually do it fairly frequently. Well, did it, when I had a stable sex life" I say and pour some salt on the back of my hand.
"Ah, so you're, like, really into it?"
"I suppose" I lick the salt off my hand and take the first shot of the night, biting into a slice of lime immediately after and scrunching my nose, and Yoongi claps in return "Right, my turn then"
I unfold his piece of paper and read out what's scribbled next to number 1.
"Sex in public?" He hums and nods at me "I can definitely see you doing this back in your college days"
"You would be correct"
"Yessss" I hand him over his shot "Where did this happen exactly?"
"I was hanging out in a park with a girl during my second year of college, and... well, things escalated" he drinks his tequila and pulls a disgusted face "God I'm so bad at doing shots"
"It's always amusing watching you try to do one without completely distorting your face" I laugh, taking another bite off my pizza.
"Yeah, yeah, quit laughing at me, it's my turn now" he chases his shot with a swig of diet coke.
"Okay, number two is" he reads "a threesome" he looks amused and I almost think I can win this round, but I forget I'm easy to read "Your face definitely says you've already done this"
"Is it really that obvious?" I sigh, and he laughs in victory.
"Right, spill the details then" he pours me another shot "Who was it with?"
"Two other girls actually, I think I was like 21 at the time"
"Hm, I would've guessed another girl and a guy"
"Come on, I'm not THAT predictable, surely" I roll my eyes and drink my second shot. Each one definitely tastes less harsh than the previous one, making the game that bit more enjoyable.
"You're kind of an open book, Mia" he grabs another slice of pizza.
"Shush" I motion for him to not carry on with that thought "Your number two is... sex facing a mirror"
"Yup"
"I'll admit, this one I did not expect" I stare at him, trying to analyze his expression, but unlike me he's good at poker faces "Yeah I have no idea here, I'll say you've done this too"
"You're wrong!" he says "I've never tried it but I want to"
"Any specific reason why you thought of this?"
"Well, when I moved into this flat I saw my bedroom closet doors are made of mirrors and it gave me an idea" he shrugs
I'd never thought of it before, but now, after imagining what it would be like to have him pound into me from behind while making me stare at him through the mirror... Now I want to try it too.
I swallow my thoughts with the third tequila shot and exhale sharply. Now I'm definitely feeling a bit lightheaded "It's hitting you isn't it" Yoongi teases me
"Shut up and read the next one" I hide my face from him in embarrassment.
"Okay, okay" his face freezes
"What?"
"Oh, nothing, I just-" he stares at the paper with wide eyes and scratches the back of his head "Does this say anal?"
"Oh, yeah" I laugh "Why are you surprised?"
"I just really didn't expect you to either have tried this or want to try it so I'm fucking shocked" He's looking at me in disbelief, which I sort of enjoy. Guess I'm not so easy to read, then.
"So, guess"
"Um..." he takes a moment to think "I think you maybe wanna try it?"
I smirk at him and hand him his shot glass "Already tried it"
"For FUCKS sake!" he groans "Wait, did you..."
"Did I what?"
"Enjoy it?"
"Eh not that much, it was mostly out of curiosity" I finish drinking my diet coke "I didn't hate it but it wasn't my favorite thing"
"Fair enough" he downs his shot with more ease than his last one and bites down hard on the lime. I notice him shifting in his seat, almost like he's uncomfortable.
"You okay? We can stop drinking if you want"
"No, no" he shakes his head and his cheeks turn a light shade of pink "I'm okay, let's carry on"
"Alright" I grab his piece of paper "Okay... roleplay"
I swallow when I read that and feel my face getting warm. I haven't put this one down on my paper, but it's definitely at the top of my list. There's something about playing dress up and play pretend that is incredibly hot to me, so I'm glad he's brought it up.
"I'm gonna say you want to try it" Let's be honest, I'm more manifesting it.
"Correct" he drinks his third shot without even bothering for salt and lime, and in my head I'm cheering for myself.
"Anything specific?" I inquire
"I want to have a girl dress as scantily as possible and have her fake flirt with me at a bar only to take her home and roughly bend her over my kitchen counter" he says, staring me dead in the eyes.
Holy fucking shit.
We stare at each other in complete silence and the tension in the air is so thick you could cut it with a carving knife.
"Fuck the game" he snaps, and we crash our lips together, pulling me onto his lap to straddle him.
