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Part 2 y'all (I really like reading comments so if you could..? 👉👈)

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Kriz: We have a problem.
Sam: I know, I'm dealing with it.
Kriz: We have another problem. 

Redd: Sometimes I make mistakes that cause the souls of others, other times I make pasta.

Sam: I don’t really appreciate your accusations right now
Benny: I literally saw you doing it
Sam: that means nothing

Redd: Well, let me put it this way, you are the psyduck to my misty.
MC: *deadpan stare* I want you to know that I completely understood that reference but am flabbergasted at being called a psyduck.

Professor: Redd, can you please sit straight?
Redd: Uhm, no...
Professor: What? Why?
Redd: Cause I'm not.
Sam: *internally screaming*

Benny: Can you stop making jokes for one fucking minute?
Jerry: The other option is I cry and face my feelings, so no.

MC: *sees a couple holding hands in public* ew, cooties exist, you know?
Redd: *holding MC's hand* why are you like this

Kriz: *aggressively staring at his boyfriend*
Sam: what happened?
Redd: Someone dared his boyfriend to kiss the prettiest person in the room and so he kissed the mirror instead of him.

Sam, at 3 in the morning while drunk on apple juice and sleep deprivation: What is gender?
Jerry, who hasn't a single coherent thought since the second they were born: Good fucking question.

Jerry: You look damn good in a pair of aviators
Kriz: Back at ya, loverboy