Roommates [Modern Sasuke x Reader AU]

5.The Duckbutt Speaks

                          His voice sent shivers down my spine. "What-?!? No we don't-HEY!"

                          The Uchiha lifted me off of the couch with ease and carried me over my shoulder. I pounded his back with hard hits but it didn't bother him. Why isn't he effected by my hits!? I'm pretty sure I'm hitting him hard.

                         "UCHIHA! PUT ME DOWN THIS-" The raven haired Uchiha covered my mouth with his hand, sighing like he was annoyed.

                           "Your too loud. Looks like we have to talk somewhere in private." He said as he walked up the stairs.

                             I just growled and cursed the bastard like a million times. What does he want to tell me!? And why in private. Is he trying to get me to sleep with him?! If he does then his manhood has another thing coming! There is no way in hell I'm sleeping with some man-whore!  He leads me towards a room and shuts the door behind him. I heard a click sound coming from the lock. Great, I'm locked in here with this duck ass! He threw me on his navy blue and I tried making a run for it but he jumped on top of me and pinned my arms above my head. I squirmed around in his grip and tried kicking where the sun don't shine. The Uchiha put his legs on top of mine, leaving me pinned underneath him. What the fuck is he doing!!?

                          "LET ME GO YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT-"

                           He quickly covered my mouth again which made me glare at him. His other hand held both of my wrists. He glared back at me and stated, "Just shut the fuck up for a damn second! Let me ask the questions okay!? Are you gonna listen?"

                           I nodded my head as he uncovered my mouth. He sighed and asked, "First off, what the hell are you doing at my house?!"

                          I frowned, "Because someone broke into my house and tried to kill me...So your parent's took me in so I have a place to stay at for a while."

                           The Uchiha's eyes widen, not expecting that response. "Don't you have other relatives to stay with?"

                            "If I did, Uchiha, I wouldn't be here would I? My mom is in Kumo and my dad is working in Oto for a project. I have no relatives here. I'm on my own."

                            Not saying anything else, the Uchiha kept his gaze on me. I felt uncomfortable and averted my gaze towards the window. "There I told you how I ended up here! Now can you take your man-whore germs off of me!?" I yelled.

                            I heard him growl and he shook his head, "Not so fast, I have one more question for you."

                            I groaned, not liking the position we were in and didn't want to talk to him anymore, "What is it?"

                            "...Why do you call me man-whore?"

                            Now I wasn't expecting that question. Can't he tell why I do? I heavily sighed and rolled my eyes. "Because your a playboy that's why. Like girls who go with a bunch of guys is called a slut. Guys who go with a bunch of girls is called man-whore ."

                               "I'm not a'man-whore' though,"

                               "Pssh, sure, whatever you say, duckbutt,"

                               "Have you seen me with a bunch of girls?"

                               "I have. You just flirt with them then break their heart like their not worth your time. I've seen you do that bunch of times,"

                               "Hmph. Because they're just annoying fangirls."

                               "Some don't even act like those annoying little shits!"

                               "Tsk, so? Does it look like I care?"

                               I glared at him and tried pushing him off of me, "Your a asshole you know that!?"

                              He growled again and stood there in his spot, smirking. He was enjoying how I was struggling underneath him. That little shit! After a few more minutes of trying to get up, he gets up on his own.

                            Finally! About fucking time! I sat up from the bed as he looked at me with his usual facial expression: emotionless. I frowned at him and got up from his bed. "Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go watch tv down stairs!" I told him, heading towards the door.

                            "...[Name],"

                            His voice stopped me as I reached the door. "What?"

                            "I'm sorry about what happened..."

                         

                             I stood frozen in place, realizing what he had told me. D-Did he just tell me he's sorry? Thee Uchiha Sasuke known as the cold playboy of the school just apologized to me. What is this world coming to?!? And why is he? He hasn't done anything to me-besides being an ass to me and rude.

                             "There's no need to apologize, Uchiha," I finally said.

                            Said raven haired Uchiha didn't say anything in response. I decided to take my leave so I unlocked the door of his room and exited out, heading down the stairs to watch (favorite tv show)

                       The weirdest thing was...the Uchiha was actually nice for a once. This world must be ending.