haha kids :)
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Gundham:
» His kids are a lot like him, but sometimes act like Brynne
» One of them looks just like Gundham while the other one looks like a mix between Brynne and Gundham.
» The one that looks exactly like Gundham acts more like Brynne and just procrastinates a lot
» The one that looks like a mix speaks like Gundham but kinda acts like Brynne
» Gundham takes care of his kids more than Brynne because she's basically sleep-deprived and fucked in the head
Kazuichi:
» Adopted a kid that looks nothing like him or Aster
» They kinda act like Kazuichi and had trust issues
» They eventually warmed up to them and is glad to be adopted by them
» Actually the most well behaved kid on the list
» Acts almost nothing like his parents and is probably smarter than their parents
Gonta:
» Has four fucking kids
» Three of them look like mini Gontas, only one looks like Kaitlyn
» Kaitlyn's sleep-deprived as fuck and has to take care of the children
» Gonta makes up for it by taking care of them and educating them
» One of them speaks in the first person while the rest are smarter
Nagito:
» No children sorry loser
» Tess doesn't give a shit honestly
» Their dog is literally enough to take care of
» They can't be parents for their life like jeez
» Only pets :)
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>:((((( GRRRRRR -get a lot angry-
also bold is for us and italic for our spouses while normal for our children-
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Gundham:
» "Gundham take care of the children please-"
» "I'm sorry my queen, I have business to attend to today, you'll be fine-"
» "Where's my father figure going to, mother?"
» "Quinn, I don't know and I'd rather not talk about it."
» "Mommy why are you upset?"
» "Gerald I haven't slept in two days does it look like I'm having a good time?"
» "Mother, I will take care of my soul brother Gerald while you have a peaceful nap."
» "That sounds fantastic."
» "See? You'll be fine, my dark queen."
Kazuichi:
» "How the fuck do you do fractions?!"
» "Babe I don't know either-"
» "Actually, it's really simple."
» "Please teach us, Joshua-"
» "Let me just do it for you-"
» "You're a saint thank you so much!"
» "It's really not that hard guys-"
» "Please teach us we're too stupid with math to understand it-"
» "*insert disappointed sigh from Joshua-*"
Gonta:
» "Mom...Mom...Mommy-"
» "Mom, Brynne's pulling on my hair again!"
» "Asterwants to see Daddy-"
» "Junior stop running around-"
» "Oh. My. God. JUNIOR, ASTER, BRYNNE, ASH, WHATEVER, BE QUIET YOUR FATHERS ALMOST HOME!"
» "YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
» "I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here-"
» "Gonta's home!"
» "Oh my god please Gonta help me take care of our children-"
» "But Gonta has work to do-"
» "I DON'T CARE-"
Nagito:
» "........"
» "......."
» "Where's Howie?"
» "I thought you saw him last-"
» "Oh god oh fuck-"
» "HOWIE! HOPE BAGEL?!"
» "We just have to have hope-"
» "Maybe he finally ran away because we're that trash."
» "Wouldn't doubt that."
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enjoy my suffering-
