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Gundham:
» Someone confessing to his queen? Absolutely fucking not
» Will use his animals to maul them to death and torture
» He always does something different with his victims with the way he disposes of their bodies
» Mostly likes to display his victims in public while acting innocent
» Will then send a severed body part to Brynne with a love note :)
Kazuichi:
» Will go batshit crazy if someone confesses to Aster
» Will build some type of machine to hunt down whoever confesses
» His favorite weapon is a chainsaw
» Prefers dismemberment and burning the bodies afterward
» Will send multiple love notes of his simping to Aster in packages
Gonta:
» Why is this person confessing to someone that's his?
» May not act like it but loves tearing his victims apart with choking and ripping them open
» Will smear the blood all over the crime scene
» Will frame someone Kaitlyn knows and will hold her when she cries
» He's still a gentleman even if he's a psychopath
Nagito:
» Why must people try to take away his hope?
» He psychologically tortures his victims before stabbing them with a kitchen knife
» He prefers hiding the evidence and then getting rid of the body
» His luck also gives him an advantage so he knows he won't get caught or have suspicion on him
» Texts Tess with unknown numbers every day saying how much she loves her and how she's his hope
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conversations y'all frequently have :)
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Gundham:
» "My dark queen, I will ask you again for cuddle time."
» "Gundham I'm doing homework and it's due in like an hour-"
» "Does it look like I take no for an answer, my queen?"
» "I will not cuddle with you I have to keep up with my grades-"
» "Who's the one who keeps you here?"
» "You said not to be suspicious do you want to get found out?"
» ".........."
» Y'all cuddle anyway lmaoooo-
Kazuichi:
» "Babe, please take a shower."
» "What? I put on deodorant today! Isn't that good enough?"
» "Please it's been five days I beg of you-"
» "Noooooo! I wanted to hang out with youuuuu!"
» "We hang out every day but please shower....i'm sorry that sounds mean-"
» He still takes a shower lmao simp-
Gonta:
» "Gonta want kisses."
» "No."
» "But Gonta a good boy!"
» "I don't care, I'm so fucking tired and my back hurts-"
» "Give Gonta kisses right now."
» "......fine-"
» The whole process repeats until Gonta falls asleep.
Nagito:
» "Hope hope hope hope-"
» "Can you not talk about hope-"
» "Do you want a hope bagel?"
» "......Yes."
» "Wow! I can't believe you talk to trash like me!"
» "I'm trash too lmaoooo."
» The conversations do be dry-
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i'm going to die but it's worth it-
