hello and welcome to my fic! i apologize for the probably really bad grammar and horrible spelling as i have never written a fanfiction before. i hope you enjoy it as i put work into every chapter!
these oneshots are mainly about the beckerfam disco...
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Trigger warning(s): Swearing
Ship
Jay and James
James slides into the kitchen, they had been running around all day and sliding into places with their new socks. As they enter the room they spot Jay sitting on the counter, a book in his hand. James smiles and starts to slowly walk up behind him, they had been annoying Jay recently with calling him stupid names.
"Hey babe" James says as he pulls Jay into a hug from behind.
"What do you want?" Jay asks, not looking up from his book.
"Aww" James says as they lay their head on Jay's back, annoying him more. "I just wanted to talk to you, my cute lil onion boy"
"Okay" Jay closes his book, pushes James off of him and hops down from the counter. "I'm not yours, I'm not cute, and stop calling me pet names, we aren't even dating"
"C'mon darling" James smiles at Jay, a shit eating grin on their face, "you know you love me" Jay just stares at James, his face black and obviously, obviously not impressed.
"You are so fucking annoying" Jay walks over to the stove, stirring a pot that James didn't notice.
"Ooh, what are you making sweetheart?" James moves to stand next to Jay, still smiling.
"Peach jam actually, isn't that nice?" Jay turns to look at James, a fake smile on their face, obviously trying to annoy James by giving no reaction.
"Can I have some?" James puts their arms around Jay, which made Jay tense up as they don't like, and never have liked, surprise hugs.
"Sure" He says between gritted teeth.
"Thanks babe" James says as they grab the soon Jay had been using to mix and runs out of the kitchen.
Jay just sighs and walks over to the cupboard to grab a new spoon. "Stupid mango fuck, thinking he can steal my jam, well he isn't gonna get any of it then" Jay mumbles under his breath.
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!Jay wanted me to say that we are not together because they are madly in love with their boyfriend, Chris, and this is all just a meme because we were joking about ships!
