《Contains swearing》
Randy: *eating Pringles*
Cassie: I don't remember buying Pringles at the grocery store this morning...
Randy: You said yesterday that you were tired of me eating your food, so I stole these from Beck.
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Avo: yall ever just vibe so hard you stop existing?
Winter: All the time mate
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Krish: *from the kitchen* STUPID STOVE!
Jeckho: Simon, call the fire department.
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James: I look like a gay boy with glasses that wears sweaters and goes on picnics on sundays with him mums
Simon: I- You aren't wrong and that scares me
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Avo: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room
Cassie: It's called arson and those people are witnesses
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Krish: Your ass is grass and I am the lawnmower
The whole server: *crying intensifies*
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Beck: I love you
Randy: eww
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Beck: *sighs*
Cassie: stop it, I don't have the mental capacity anymore to hear about how you threw yourself off of a cliff.
Beck: *sighs dramatically*
Avo: Tf is wrong with you, Cassie?
Beck: *sighs louuuuuudly*
Avo: shut up, I'm trying to talk to Cassie! Idot...
Beck: Do I have to spell it out for you?! I'm upset, you brainless morons!
Avo: yeah, I know. But that doesn't change the fact that I WAS TRYING TO TALK TO CASSIE!
Beck: YOU WANNA THROW HANDS?!
Avo: LETS GO!
Cassie: *walks out*
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James: When I die take my tweets and make them a book.
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Krish: Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to look like me?
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James: You're annoying.
Simon: ...
James: But it's okay because you're cute
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~×beckerson and friends oneshots×~
Fanfictionhello and welcome to my fic! i apologize for the probably really bad grammar and horrible spelling as i have never written a fanfiction before. i hope you enjoy it as i put work into every chapter! these oneshots are mainly about the beckerfam disco...
