Pinky gets Deported

Pinky's Scheme

It was a bright morning in the happy town of Pure Heart Valley where all the sweetie pies lived in chaotic harmony; all except for one. Pinky was a pink rhino who had a thing of being very odd. He eats hair and rubs mayo on hisself and today he planned to do something even crazier.

Pinky woke up earlier than everyone else and after burning his cereal went out for a new scheme. He had noticed other people in the village even the stone cold MaoMao enjoying playing on the Nimblemblo Twitch a little rectangular system for gaming. There was one game "Villager Road" that everyone was going crazy over and he wanted it for himself.

"Hm it seems everyone really likes that game. I must have it!" Pinky said to himself, "But how can I obtain it?" That's when he had the perfect idea; he obviously couldn't buy a Twitch so then he would "borrow" one, permanently. And it just so happened the sheriff's department was nearby and he knew MaoMao got one for the trio. Since no monsters were in town yet everybody was asleep so Pinky could do whatever he wanted.

And so he was off to the home of MaoMao, soon he arrived but there was one problem in his path that being the door, "Oh right locks exist. Ah well." he said as he hurled his tiny body through the window. He was now inside and there was his prize sitting on the couch, "Ah finally was getting bored of the quiet." Pinky quickly made his way out the same he went in ignoring the door and took the console to his home.