For the Memories will Stay (1)

No Pain, No Game

Last time on Total Drama Island, the Bass and Gopher teams were disbanded into a battle of the sexes challenge that put their taste buds to the puke test. With bovine testicles, live bug insect pizza, and liquid roach juice on the menu, not only was this the single biggest retch fest this host has ever seen but Owens's obscene consumption habits finally paid off and scored a big win for his compadres. While the guys set sail aboard a weekend retreat on the S.S. Lap O' Luxury, the girls set down territorial tape, forcing newcomers Bridgette and Corrine to choose sides. Now that Heather's drawn the line, will Leshawna cross the line? Can Bridgette mend the line before Corrine and Gwen shred the line? And can Lindsay recognize any line that's not a tan line? For the answers to all these cliffhangers and more, stay tuned to the most exciting episode yet on Total Drama Island!

The girls sat on the beach, some tanning, others reading, and Bridgette was waxing her board. Things have been tense between them ever since they had their fight the first day Corrine and Bridgette moved in with them. While they all glared and huffed at each other, Corrine was messing with the skull Duncan had carved for her, deep in thought. She knew that Duncan liked Courtney, so why did he seem upset when she kissed Trent? She wanted to believe that it was because he liked her, but she knew not to get her hopes up. It was obvious that he was smitten for Courtney, every morning he would have this dreamy look on his face that all equated to him thinking about Courtney. He probably only seemed upset because they were friends and he was being protective. That was the only explainable reason. Her thoughts were interrupted by the loud honk; it seems that the boys had returned from their weekend spa trip. The girls all began to walk to the dock, ready to greet them. The yacht docked and the boys slid down the stairs, dancing around to the music the boat was blaring.

"What a weekend!" Duncan gloated, finishing his slide at Corrine's feet. She rolled her eyes at him, knowing that he was just trying to rile her up.

"Oh, sweet mother of mirth! You can't buy that kind of fun!" Owen exclaimed happily.

"I think Owen and DJ took a real shine to those lovely ladies who served us hand and foot," Duncan teased, pointing over at them.

"Hello!" DJ agreed, adding, "The spa treatments? My alligator elbows, totally gone!" Corrine pouted, wishing desperately that they could've won the challenge, all she truly wanted was a hot shower.

"Like velvet," Owen whispered, rubbing DJ's elbow.

"Psh. Those should have been my elbows getting the hand and foot treatment," Leshawna confessed.

"Anyone care for a chocolate-coated cherry blossom?" Owen asked, holding up the chocolates to the sky. Leshawna's eyes narrowed and she bent down, pulled off her shoe, and threw it at the box. The box went flying into the ocean and the boys all turned to glare at the girls.

"No!" Owen cried out, looking out to where the chocolates had sunk.

"It's okay dude," Geoff comforted him. "The ladies are just a little jealous."

"Yeah, who can blame 'em?" Duncan chimed in. "They can barely stand each other, and meanwhile, us guys are tighter than family. Guys rule!" The boys all began cheering and declaring their love for each other and Corrine rolled her eyes. Soon, they were going to have to split up and she can't wait to see that day. Fortunately, it's sooner than she thought.

"Listen up campers!" Chris said over the loudspeaker. "As of right now, all teams are officially dissolved."

Duncan cleared his throat, distancing himself from the boys and heading over in Corrine's direction.

"Well, Uh, it's about time we flew solo." The boys all turned their backs to each other and Leshawna made a noise of agreement.