Welcome Home//Rick Sanchez X Reader

10) Baby, I don't feel so good

You walk through the portal and look around for Blade and Vance. You call their names a few times, running around even.

You stop, after running around for a good ten minutes. You place your fists on your hips and let out a heavy sigh.

"Well, shit." you say with an embarrassed smile. Rick lays a hand on your shoulder, slightly startling you.

"You done?" Rick asks with a soft chuckle. You turn around with a sigh, nodding. You get another fright once you hear a loud shriek.

"Mom!" you hear Blade call. You turn around and see his head out of a door. You squeal and rush into the room as Rick and Morty walk in after you, laughing at you.

You see Hayley in the hospital bed, screaming and crying while some blood drips from her area.

"Fuck." you say under your breath. You look around the room. Morty, Rick, Vance, Hayley and Blade. No doctor nor a nurse "What type of a hospital is this place?" you hiss and pop your head out the door.

"Hello?! We need a fucken doctor!" you yell, but no one listens. You huff and close the door again, facing Hayley.

"Honey, I know you're going through a lot of pain right now, but you're gonna have to suck it up and hold that baby inside you for at least a few more minutes."

She throws her head back and screams. You pull a 'Morty face', before looking at your grandson.

"Go watch some TV." with a nod, Morty leaves the room. You pull up your sleeves "Gimme gloves, a hair tie and a mask! Stat!"

Blade and Vance scramble around the room and get what you asked for. You put on the things and tie your hair before moving Hayley into a slightly more comfortable position.

"Ok." you position your hands by her womanhood "Push."

"I can't!" she shouts at you. Rick growls.

"Treat it like shit! Push it out of you!" you giggle at Rick as he joins you with gloves, no lab coat, fixing his mask.

"C'mon, Hayley. If you don't, it'll hurt more. The fucken baby wants to be out of you!" Balde and Vance freak out a little, holding each other.

"Mom, I'm scared." Balde whimpers. You face him with a soft smile.

"I know, sweetheart, it'll be over soon." you try reassuring, but he just freaks out a bit more.

"I sure hope so. You're fucking scary." Vance says and Blade agrees. You chuckle before giving your attention to the woman in distress.

"Push! Don't make me shove my hand up there!" Hayley squeals and starts pushing, crying even more.

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"C'mon, almost there." you say as the baby's head comes out, then his small arms, his tiny belly and~ "Woah. That is a boy."

You mumble before taking your grandson away from Hayley, since she just pushed him out completely.

You hold out you hand and Rick gives you a pair of scissors. You cut the unbiblical cord, carrying the baby in your arms, blood dripping from the naked body, onto your clothes.

You walk to a table, taking a small, blue blanket. You wrap the baby in it and brush his short baby hair to the side of his forehead.

He starts softly crying. You wipe the tears away and glance at Blade, who's walking up to you with Rick by his side.

"Congratulations." you whisper "It's a boy." Blade's face lights up as you hand the baby to him.

He cradles the baby and starts cooing at him with Vance. Rick stares your happy expression as you watch your son's family.