{The Post it Note Bandit} Creepypasta X Reader

Ch. 1 Mr.Phillips looking hawt

Ring ring ring ring ring

"Oh fuck off"
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Ring ring ring ring ring bitch

"Jeez man I'm fucking up goddamnit."
I huffed out as I gave the alarm clock a firm smack. The bitch flew like a bird into the wall breaking it. Oh well.
Now that I was awake I didn't see the point of staying in bed so I did the only logical thing a person could do.
By logical I mean stupid because I rolled out of bed and onto a hard wood floor.
I let out a groan as I crawled over to the bathroom to do the necessities if ya know what I mean. You bet your sweet ass I took the fatest morning stinker.
After my stinker I took a shower because I'm one big dirty bitch.

~~Timeskip to when you're not a dirty bitch~~~

Finally it was time for the fun part; fashion time! A hoe always needs to look her best even if she is in the dankest places for example school.
I walked over to the closet and peered in for anything that just screams 'im wanted in 13 states for tax evasion'
"Ah finally!"
I pulled out a *insert your fursona here*

I snapped my fingers and boom I was dressed because it's called author magic and she sucks at transitions.

Stumbling back into the bathroom I did the essentials: deodorant, brush teeth, brush hair, and light foundation and mascara and another fat stinker in the sink.
I walked back into my room all ready when I spy a neon yellow post it note on my desk.
"...the fuck?"
I go over to it and glance over the words written. Shrugging my shoulders, I pull a box out of my drawer and open it up to revel dozens of other post it notes with the same barely readable hand writing. I take the new post it note and stick it with the rest and put the box away.

It's just a normal school morning.

After doing the usual routine I run out of the room pretending to be one of those cowboys on a high speed chase.
As I raced down the hallway and down the stairs I only had one thought "I am speed." Then on the last step I tripped and fell on my face like any classy, clumsy bitch would.
"Oof oh fuck me silly!" I screeched out like a cat during mating season.
My mother, in the kitchen, turned to look at my crumpled form at the foot of the stairs and just turned back around and heaved a sigh of disappointment.
I could just hear the legal papers of her disowning me in this moment but that didn't matter because I was too excited about seeing my bestie.
I got up after sitting on the floor for what seemed like minutes and went into the kitchen to get the classic unbuttered bread. I inhaled the bread and caught it with my teeth like the baddie I am and almost ran out the door without my shoes. If it weren't for the burning concrete from the scorching Texas sun I wouldn't have noticed my shoeless situation.
I ran over to a drawer and pulled a fresh pair of socks out and pulled them on. I found my vans by the door and ditched this hoe house.
I ran down the side walk like a mad woman on drugs. Like for real I felt like I was high on something.
After Naruto running from home to school I felt my heart rat go through the roof but not because I just ran like 2 miles but because I saw Mr.Phillip!
However, I didn't get to look at him for long because my rat friend ,Tampa Pon, ran up to me and blocked my view of the hunk of a teacher.
The excited brunette jumped up and down in place as her light brown eyes lit up.
"(Y/n) !! Did you see Me.Phillip?! Omg I got to smell him!" Tampa let out a squeal as I gave her a love smack on the face.
"Yeah I did until a rat came up and ruined my perfect view of him." I said as I gave Tampa that look.
She seemed to realize I was talking about her and she awkwardly rubbed the back of her neck and let out a chuckle," Sorry about that.. you know I get excited easily."
I know exactly what she meant. Dumbass amiright.
"Yeah I know you dummy. Now let's get to first period and see Mr.Phillip some more!" I grabbed Tampa's hand as I got on all fours and started running like a demon into the school as I kept hold of my victim, Tamap.
As I was running down the hall I let out screeches of dominance to show the whole school the fuck I am and that is a baddie.
We got to the room and I dropped Tampa's hand and casually walked into the classroom like nothing happened. I took my seat by the window and waited for Mr.Phillip to come in and teach us.
While waiting, I stared out the window and noticed a shadowed figure that stood in the outline of the forest next door. The figure seemed to notice me because in a second it disappeared into the dense undergrowth.
I was so confused that I didn't even notice my true love walk into the classroom.
"Huh... Weird..." I mumbled under my breath as the lesson for the day had begun.

Um so I swear I'm not crazy my friend and I are writing weird ass fanfictions so you'll probably see me post my friends. If enough people see this I may continue it but I dunno

Also when y/n starts running on all fours just think of this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEowZtrgs7Y