Better than him

Oh my rod

Testy's P.O.V.
"WHATT??!" We both screamed hysterically. Ha ha now, WHAT did they say? WHAT? Lightbulb and I both stared at each other in absolute complete SHOCK. We were spooked—paralyzed, flabbergasted—whatever.. but fan? And trophy together? I just cringed. "Why are THEY dating?!" Lightbulb screeched. They sniffed and hugged lightbulb. "I-I don't kn-know.." I sighed, I should've known! That fan!

I scratched my head..wait a minute.. I know to seems so shocking that fan is dating such a jacka** but why would paintbrush care? They hate him..and why would paintbrush cry over that? Lightbulb continued to comfort them, wiping away their tears—making me jealous as fu— I mean, I had to know why they cared so much. "Why do you care so much?" I whispered. Lightbulb gave me a look that said; "Testy, I swear to the holy Flying Spaghetti Monster" they sniffed and turned slightly pink.

"I don't know if I can tell you guys or not..." they sniffed, they sounded a bit better. Lightbulb extended her arms, "Well duh, of course you can! We're your friends Painty!" They sighed a little. "Alright, I-I tell you," they gave us both an ireful look. "I swear if you tell ANYONE.." they grumbled. I smiled nervously, "I-I'll tell no one..I promise." I said sincerely. Lightbulb nodded and crossed an 'X' across her chest. "Cross my heart painty." Paintbrush closed their eyes slowly. "I think...I'm in love with him.." I gasped..paintbrush liked fan?! "Who??" Lightbulb squinted her eyes obliviously. Paintbrush glared at her.

"I like FAN you—" they scowled rocking an angry fist at her. "Ohhh, I gotcha!" Lightbulb snapped hr fingers. I smiled, "Oh paintbrush! That's so cute of you!!" I squealed. They turned red quickly, and looked away. "He'll never like me back though..." I smiled and put an arm around them. "Well don't be so sure of THAT." I said. Lightbulb nodded, "Yeah, trophy's an a** so he'll probably dump poor fan later, then YOU can comfort him! Show him you're a nice person, and then boom! You'll kiss!" They turned immensely red, I've never seen someone blush that much. Other than myself that is. Lightbulb snickered like crazy, while paintbrush looked like they were going to melt.

"Lightbulb, stop it." I scooted closet to her. She didn't stop however.😒 "Sorry!! Omga you should've seen their face!" I rolled my eyes, "Umm, I did." She giggled, "S-Sorry I can't stop laughinggg!!" I grabbed her pulled her in, her eyes widen as I press my lips against hers. We made out for a little while, before we both pulled away for air. "T-Testy, w-what was that for?!" I smirked and gave her a teasing look. "You should've stopped laughing silly." She rolled her eyes and laid back a little. I climbed over her and laid myself comfortably on her chest. "Um, I'm still here?"

We both sat up to see paintbrush, giving us a look that said; "Really?" I smiled and sat up, "Sorry.." I mumbled. Paintbrush sighed. "It's fine, what do you guys wanna do?" They perked up. Suck d**k I thought. What was that feeling again? I felt kinda..horny.. lightbulb smiled smugly, "Oooh let's play truth or dare." She said with a devilish grin. Paintbrush smirked at her, "Oh, you're on lightbulb." I rose my hand, "uhh, I'm going first." I said. We all agreed. I cleared my throat. "Uhm, lightbulb, truth or dare?" She stretched, "DARE, duh." She replied. Okay then..

"Oh yeah? Uhh, I dare you to take off your shirt." I said quietly, maybe to quietly. She raised her eyebrow at me. "Uh, okay then?" She sat up straighter and pulled her shirt off. Paintbrush gave me a weird look. Damn..I thought. Lightbulb flung her shirt at me. "Wh—hey!!" I sputtered. "There done!" Lightbulb smirked at me. I rolled my eyes at her. We continued the game and paintbrush was still cringing and spitting into the trash can after lightbulb dared them to lick the wall.

But after a few more dares and barely any truths, we decided to end the game. Paintbrush yawned and stretched. "Thanks guys...I needed this." They flashed us a grateful smile. Lightbulb nodded, "Yeah you really needed to lick that wall huh?" Paintbrush laughed, "No, not really." I smiled and leaned over on lightbulb. "I'll be leaving now." Paintbrush got up and walked out the room. Lightbulb yawned. "Yay, that was pretty fun." I put my head in her lap. She laughed, "Testy?"

"You wanna go?" I whispered, looking up at her. She turned a slight red. "Um, I'm tired?" She replied. I smiled and snuggled into her. "Aww please?" She raised her eyebrow at me. "Where'd this side of you come from tube?" I wrapped my arms around her. "I dunno, I'm just...in the mood.." She shook her head and yawned. "Mmhm, maybe another time tube-bit, I'm tired.." I frowned and crossed my arms. "Alright fine!" I huffed. She laughed and gently laid a kiss on my cheek. "Don't worry, maybe tomorrow." I looked at her. "YES, tomorrow." I corrected her. "Yeah let's just go to bed."

And so we did.