(Kaito: The ultimate ishimondo love child
Or astronaut which ever sounds better I guess-)
Ishimaru and Mondo were laying together in bed. Obviously just being cuddly gay bois. They both know that they should get up, but were just way too comfortable right now. "I love you Mondo...", Ishimaru said. It was always the first thing he said when he woke up. "I love you too, ya nerd.", Mondo replied.
Unknown to both of them somebody was slowly starting to sneak into their room. They climbed on to their bed and said: "Hi dad! What are you gonna make for breakfast?"
It was their small child named Kaito Momota, he dreamed of being an astronaut, which was much different from Ishimaru's and Mondo's ultimates, but they supported him either way. "I suppose Kaito is right. I'll make eggs and bacon!", Ishimaru said.
"Yaaayyyy!", Kaito cheered.
Kaito ran into the living room and turned on Little Einstein's. (Makes sense) "Do we have to get up?", Mondo groaned. "Yes Mondo.", Ishimaru said as he kissed Mondo on the forehead and got out the bed.
Mondo slowly got up from the comfortable bed. He sat on the couch next to Kaito. "Hey dad! Your hair is down!", Kaito said while pointing at Mondo's hair.
"Yeah, well Taka said my hair looked better this way!", Mondo replied.
Small Time Skip...
The breakfast was ready. Kaito and Mondo ate the exact same. As Ishimaru says: It's like they never heard of manners in their life. To the point where Ishimaru just stopped trying. "Hey dad this tastes really good!" Kaito said as he got done with the last of his breakfast.
(Okay so I had no motivation to continue oneshot so big oof. Also I guess Kaito was adopted. I'm gonna go watch some vines.)
