Monokuma - Since none of you gays killed anyone, I'm gonna have to read of all your secrets!
Ishimaru - That's fine! We've all come to terms with them by now!
Monokuma - I mean, the secrets you were given you've came to terms with..
Makoto - What?
Monokuma - Let's just say something WAY more interesting happened during this killing game than what the original secrets were, so I changed 2 of the secrets! Those being the not-so-innocent hall monitor Kiyotaka Ishimaru, and the dirty-brother-killer Mondo!
Mondo - But you just said my secret basically...and- wait. *Looks over at Ishimaru* He doesn't mean-
Ishimaru - No of course not, right??
Monokuma - Let's just use the tape, it's better for our audience anyways!
*cough cough* insert them fucking in the sauna 👩🦲
Everyone - 👁 👄 👁
Yasuhiro - Okay Byakuya, you owe me 5 bucks! I told you they were gay!
Byakuya: Dammit
Ishimaru - *gay hall monitor panic noises intensifies*
Monokuma - Anywayssss, I stopped it halfway, so whoever kills next gets the rest!
Genocider Syo: 👀
