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This is why people don't like me

This is Joshua, one of my guy friends

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This is Joshua, one of my guy friends

*Starts laughing*

But

He's also my friend rebeccas brother

And I'm always at rebeccas place

So

Last time I was there

I was wrapped in a blanket cuz it was cold

I go into their kitchen

I grab a shit ton of garlic bread

Stuff my face with like

Ten pieces

Anyway

So I bumped into him, and started laughing so hard I spit out my food onto him

Long story short I'm not allowed anymore garlic bread when I'm high-

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