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Hi

Thanks for checking in,

iM sTiLl A pEiCe Of GaRbAgE

Anyway, who gives a flying fuck

I don't-

OK so

Life is shit

And I hate it

For one, the friend I was gonna write a story for started being an asshat so I'm not doing that anymore and will be active again!

For another my mom asked me to bath her dog today, WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS GONNA BE BUSY

heh

That argument ended qUickly

Don't ask how...

But in the end I don't know who actually had a bath, me or the sadie, but we doth ended up smelling like a wet dog...

I also managed to tell my niece about all the shit I've done

Like how I've smoked, drank, did some unthinkable things,

Oh but I got a bag of my favorite doritos!

But I opened them wrong-

I swear I'm a fuck up-

(No joke I'm a mistake and my mom used to scream at me saying that I wasn't meant to be alive and that she should put me up for adoption, my childhood was a blast)

But hey all good because you're here

Oh and I feel like I need to say...

I love you

Your awesome

Your beautiful

Your important

Eat food

Drink water

Sleep, you need it

I swear to god if I find a new mark in your wrist ill lock you in my basement and harass you with my love

And don't ever think that your unwanted

The people that made you feel that way can go eat an ass because they honestly don't deserve your awesomeness

And love yourself! Or I'll have to come over there and bEat you with my di-

I mean my love for you

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Now go you sexy beasts and live life to the fullest

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