Identity V Groupchat

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Wanderer: wait is this the tinder idea?

MotjerGeisha: yep. It is

MercNaib: hmmm..... Yeah I don't like this idea

Entomollygist: most of the guys in the manor are either gay or bi with a preference for guys. So are we girls going to get a man? Haha, nope.

Martha: I mean, Melly is completely correct. Which is one of the best things to being a bisexual.

Noir: I'm a lesbian so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MotherGeisha: we will see which ones make a good couple and set you on a date. That sound okay?

Emily-Doc: I'm still trying to help Aesop so... Don't think I have time for that

CoffinMan: it's okay... A little better now

MercNaib: AESOP I MISSED YOU ;-;

CoffinMan:... You can just come over and say hi. I'm not stopping you...

MercNaib:... So you mean I haven't seen you all week but I could have?

CoffinMan: yep.

PhotoGenic: can the not singles leave the chat?

Queen-Leech: we expect drama happening here, and we know you guys enjoy it.

PhotoGenic: makes sense. I'll stay. And I'm going over to Aesop's soooo....

Capucino:.... Yeah uh. No. I'm a lizard that would be taller than Jack if my legs were straight

DaddyRipper: so your legs are gay?

Capucino: what? No I'm straight

MotherGeisha: so me and the girls were discussing this. And luchino, why not try going on a date with Tracy?

Capucino: she doesn't wanna date a lizard

DollMaster: I don't care about appearance really. That's overrated

MotherGeisha: uh- I'm not finished. Let me say it in the next message people

Capucino: then do it in one message woman!

MotherGeisha: I'm more of a man than you'll ever be. Heck I have the imaginary balls to ask out helena

HelenAdams: huh? Sorry I think I'm seeing that wrong since the eye surgery and all

MotherGeisha deleted a message

Capucino: you were saying?

MotherGeisha: that you and tracy should at least go on a date before something bad comes up. Now you two go go. Pick a place and I'm sure Antonio wouldn't mind serving you some things. Sure he's not a cook..... Actually Emma can do that

EmmaWoodpecker: yeah, I can. I don't mind

Queen-Leech: perfect! I'm sure nightingale won't mind. As long as it doesn't affect the matches in any way

BloodyMirror: okay a lizard and a human. Is that even allowed?

Queen-Leech: hastur and Eli are dating. Is that allowed? Yes.

BloodyMirror:... Touche

DollMaster:... Well. You see... I don't know. My hearts been broken before.

Capucino: and there you have it. Tracy wants nothing

DollMaster: that's not it! I just don't want to ruin the friendship we have. Relationships can last for a while, but friendship is something that will last life times