"Honestly whoever made the houses was being very stupid. Especially when they invented Gryffindor."Severus Snape stated, breaking the silence of the teacher's lounge, "Honestly severus why do you hate Gryffindor so much?"Minerva responded rolling her eyes, "No. That statement wasn't me hating Gryffindor, its just...they took all the people that have poor impulse control, and put them in one place, Gryffindor. They took all the people that are amazing liars and can talk their way out of almost anything and put them in one place, Slytherin. They took everyone that stresses out over the stupidest shit and are always trying to learn about stuff, which makes them naturally nosy, and they put them in one place, Ravenclaw. And then they took all the people only need food and a book to be happy, and they are also way to nice, and they put them in one place, hufflepuff." All of the teachers in the teachers lounge were now looking at Severus. "What? I'm not wrong." "Yes, well. Yes I guess. I've never thought about it like that. What the fuck were the founders thinking?" There were a bunch of shoulder shrugs and mumbled 'I have no idea' s.
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