Bones Exposed - AC/AA

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6:30 AM, Friday the 24th of November.

austinrcarlile: Alan, what happened last night?

alanashby: playin with my cat.

austinrcarlile: Did you not want to face me after you confessed your secret?

alanashby: i wanna get drunk. when's the next party mister party man?

austinrcarlile: You are NOT getting trashed at the wedding we're going to.

alanashby: i mean informal like trap house party.

austinrcarlile: What if I just brought you alcohol?

alanashby: then i can avoid getting the beatdown from my dad that would be so nice of you

austinrcarlile: I'll only do it if you tell me why you want to drink so badly.

alanashby: to ignore the sting. how much money do you need for two large bottles of vodka, cranberry juice and some bandaids?

austinrcarlile: Did you get beaten last night? Who hurt you? Did they leave a mark other than a bruise?

alanashby: i feel like 35 dollars covers it, and you can leave a tip wherever you go yknow?

austinrcarlile: Tell me what the bandaids are for. Also, not taking your money.

alanashby: fine i'll just pay you back.

austinrcarlile: Ignoring the question again.

alanashby: what is this like two step authorization?

austinrcarlile: Yes.

alanashby: the sting. is 35 good?

austinrcarlile: You never have money. Where'd you get it from?

alanashby: one of my friends. when are you gonna go to pick it up? i think our local store closes at 9:30.

austinrcarlile: Which friend?

alanashby: three step verification is fucking ridiculous. i don't even know that i want the alcohol at this point.

austinrcarlile: Fine.

alanashby: 35 dollars is good right?

austinrcarlile: Back door at 6:30 PM. Don't miss me, I'm not interested in reintroducing myself to Wayne and Louise tonight, with alcohol in my hand. Wrong impression.

alanashby: trust me, i'm not interested either.

seen at 7:01 AM.

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5:37 PM, Friday the 24th of November.

austinrcarlile: I picked up everything you asked for. total is 24 dollars. You overshot it by a lot.

alanashby: is it in a fancy little gift bag?

austinrcarlile: No.

alanashby: do i get to ask for the cutest delivery boy?

austinrcarlile: Can't send you to your own house to deliver yourself alcohol.

alanashby: ah you see maybe you do need glasses like your dad, cause if you think i'm ANYWHERE near remotely attractive then, something.. something is totally off with your eyes buddy.

austinrcarlile: Shut up. How often am I delivering your groceries for you?

alanashby: whenever the sting comes back strong.

austinrcarlile: What'd you do dumbass? Swat at a bee's nest?

alanashby: not really. i just saw you in my dream.