Bones Exposed - AC/AA

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4:30 AM, Saturday the 25th of November.

austinrcarlile: I hope you're sleeping well, and still in the same cozy position as the one I put you in before I left.

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7:56 AM, Saturday the 25th of November.

austinrcarlile: Good morning, Alan.

austinrcarlile: I hope you're having good dreams.

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12:12 PM, Saturday the 25th of November.

austinrcarlile: Text me to let me know you're alive.

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2:47 PM, Saturday the 25th of November.

austinrcarlile: You're kind of scaring me just a little.

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4:21 PM, Saturday the 25th of November.

austinrcarlile: Alan?

alanashby: just woke up.

austinrcarlile: You're awake! It's alive!

alanashby: yes. i am.

austinrcarlile: How do you feel? Is anything feeling better?

alanashby: half the bruises healed up really well and the cuts are feeling a lot less stingy and sore.

austinrcarlile: That's amazing!

alanashby: yeah until some asshole comes along and does it all over again.

austinrcarlile: Have you considered the wedding yet?

alanashby: when's that again?

austinrcarlile: The 30th of November.

alanashby: I HAVE FIVE DAYS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

austinrcarlile: I sent it a few days ago.

alanashby: YOU IDIOT I CAN'T GET A SUIT OR ANYTHING TOGETHER ALL I HAVE IS A DRESS SHIRT AND SOME SLACKS I DON'T HAVE A FULL OUTFIT I'M NOT PREPARED

alanashby: I CAN'T GO YOU MORON I'M NOT NEARLY PREPARED

austinrcarlile: I'll get you a suit jacket. Do you need shoes?

alanashby: NO YOU'RE NOT BUYING ME SHIT YOU INSANE IDIOT

austinrcarlile: What size shoe are you?

alanashby: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

alanashby: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PLEASE TELL ME.

alanashby: I WANNA UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

austinrcarlile: Okay so like an 8? 9? How big are your shoes?

alanashby: DO NOT BUY ME SHOES.

austinrcarlile: Okay so a 10?

alanashby: 10 but i swear to god you're renting them not buying them for me and what color tie do i need i have three different orange ones

austinrcarlile: Orange works beautifully. Pick the darker shade.

alanashby: you're MENTAL there's SOMETHING wrong with you

austinrcarlile: What's wrong with making sure my date looks nice for the wedding?

alanashby: something that's for shit sure.

austinrcarlile: Have you told your parents yet?

alanashby: oh god no i haven't oh fuck