After the strangest day I left the hotel and went home
Yoda POV; Obama would sit in the White House all day. I know he fucked that one hoe yesterday. My heart hurts I played my chemical romance over and over my black eyeliner streaming down my face "No one understands me" I said. I cried all night I woke to hear my mom yelling at me "get your ass up" she said. I washed of the makeup from yesterday to put a clean face of makeup on.
I grabbed my skateboard and went to the skate park what I saw was unrealistic...
It was Obama he was with baby yoda my little brother. I decided I would skate the hardest skating ramp there I got up and looked down it was horrible I was so high up everyone was cheering me on even Obama ahahahh~ I got hard. shit I thought to myself I was still high up so I had to skate now I started to count 1... 2... 3... BAM I was skating down it so fast.
TIME SKIP
after I skated on that I went to take care of the problem in the bathroom. I locked myself in the stall and started to jack off 😎. I tried to muffle my moans the thought of Obama made me cum all over my hand.
Before I could open the door I heard someone open the door and walk in I couldn't walk out because there was cum on my hand so I had to wait. I climbed on top of the toilet and sat there. It was baby yoda and papa smurf they said something about Kanye west liking fingers in his ass. After they left I got off the toilet and washed my hand.
I walked out and back to the skatepark Obama was there next nagito and sans. If I'm honest nagito and sans seems a little sus 🤭. Obama approached me and held out his big sexy hands 🥴 he then said "uhh hello it's i Obama uhh yeah" he has a way with words I shook his hand and he told me to go over to McDonald's at 4:00 am.
